What would you do if a zombie apocalypse broke out? by QuestionGuy November 24, 2022, 3:17 pm What would you do if a zombie apocalypse broke out? What do you think? 1 Point Upvote Downvote apocalypseAskAskMebrokeQuestion and Answerzombie See more Previous article TIL about the Peter principle, which observes that people in a hierarchy tend to rise to “a level of respective incompetence”. Next article Second post of Cursed wojak smile because it’s rare shit 28 Comments Leave a Reply Fuck a zombie and then die. Not like I have a chance of survival. Log in to Reply Die tbh. Log in to Reply Depending on the infection spread probably kill myself. I’m not looking to survive in the apocalypse. Log in to Reply Lecture people on how a zombie apocalypse is scientifically impossible. Log in to Reply Dah Log in to Reply Barricade entrances to my house and just stay put Log in to Reply Go have a pint Log in to Reply Your best bet is to stay put in your own home if you can, but be prepared to leave at a moment’s notice. The most important thing to remember is that if you have a plan, other people will have the same plan, whether it’s dozens of people or millions of people. Log in to Reply Eat delicious brains Log in to Reply Rub one out Log in to Reply No change from any other day at the office really 🤔 Log in to Reply I’m going to the small small airport near me and flying a plane to Scotland lol . Then I’m either going to take a boat or another plane to Alaska . My theory is the cold will freeze the zombies and once the power fails all the stores with food will have food that will be preserved because everything is frozen Log in to Reply Try to survive, maybe see if I can make it out of Western Europe because thats quite the population density round here… Yeah, that’ll be stressful Log in to Reply Prison, underground bunker, grocery store, water tower, also depends on the environment but yeah my go to places Log in to Reply Do everything like Zombieland, I even do the deleted scenes if any. Log in to Reply Join a band of fellow survivalists and stay alive until it’s over. Log in to Reply Climb a cell phone tower Log in to Reply Go to the pub and wait for it to blow over. Log in to Reply i will die Log in to Reply I surely wouldn’t travel to USA. From cinematography we know, that every world catastrophe, or apocalypse is happening in the east of USA. Log in to Reply I would expect it to be like *Shaun of the Dead*, where I could just wait in a safe place for the military to arrive. My home has small windows and thick doors, so if I lock them, turn off the power, and draw the curtains I should be fine. Log in to Reply Insist on being released from a simulation gone off the rails badly. Log in to Reply Extensive research tells me I should go to the pub Log in to Reply Head to a Qanon rally, zombies would never look there. Log in to Reply Go on with life. The chances of that actually occurring are slim to none. Especially with medicine nowadays. And honestly, if it did truly happen, I would still go on with life. I refuse to go out scared and terrified of going outside. Log in to Reply I feel like we have been in the zombie apocalypse for a while now😆 Log in to Reply Probably get eaten Log in to Reply Depends on the zombie infection. Are we talking World War Z? I Am Legend? Shaun of the Dead? Dawn of the Dead? 28 Days Later? Jason Voorhees? I need these important details. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.