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What’s a fool proof excuse to skip a party?
What’s a fool proof excuse to skip a party?
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Just say you’re not feeling very well. Leave it at that.
I don’t want to go to your party is a good start.
“Hey, I’m gonna skip this one if that’s cool”
I wasn’t invited.
“My mom said no, sorry”
“I don’t want to go “
Tell them you have Covid with a side of Monkeypox…that’ll surely get you out.
Just remember, if you are skipping a party, it’s polite to do it with as much notice as possible. You don’t want your friend to be in one of those situations where everyone cancels at the last minute for an “unexpected” issue. And then they post a sad picture of an empty birthday party on Reddit, and the entire world thinks you’re a horrible friend.
Giving advanced notice is more important to your relationship than any excuse you might give when bailing just before the party.
Explosive diarrhea
Fck ya’ll I don’t want to go.
Being honest about not wanting to go.
The problem with excuses is that people will try to wave them away with their reasoning. And then you have to make up another excuse, and so on, and so on.
But if your honest and say that you don’t want to go, you can stick to that, no matter their reasoning.
“Sorry, I won’t make it”
No need to ellaborate.
In the wise words of Phoebe Buffay, “I wish I could, but I don’t want to”.
Got the shits.
“Family coming in” my go to
If I wanna have fun then going where other people are is my last idea, now leave me alone.
You don’t need a foolproof excuse. Set your boundaries and decline the invitation
“I don’t want to go, so I won’t.”
I don’t like you, stop asking.
Just say you don’t want to go.
I don’t. Want. To. Go.
I can’t make it
Remind them we’re still in a pandemic, plus there’s monkeypox, and polio decided to make an appearance.
“I don’t like you and would rather not spend any time in contact with you.”
Sorry I don’t like parties. Works every time.
I’d come but I don’t want to.
“I dont want to go to your party because I simply hate parties and prefer to stay at home and not worry about impressing random people”
I don’t want to go.
I was busy committing arson in the middle east.
“I’m not coming” why are people so afraid to say things!? Stop biting your tongue, it’ll set you free.
IBS. Yoooooooo so my IBS is acting up, just letting you know. It’ll probably clear up soon tho! If they hit you up later about it, say you’re still shitting and you’re not about to spend the whole party in their bathroom. It grosses people out and always works.
If you don’t have friends you can skip all the parties.
“No thanks”.
just say that you have diarrhea, no one will ever question you. works well if youre late for work also
I don’t owe anyone an explanation as to why I chose not to attend.