What’s a fool proof excuse to skip a party? by QuestionGuy August 12, 2022, 9:13 pm What’s a fool proof excuse to skip a party? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMeExcuseFoolpartyproofQuestion and AnswerskipWhats See more Previous article Noob Next article from r/askmadghosts 35 Comments Leave a Reply Just say you’re not feeling very well. Leave it at that. Log in to Reply I don’t want to go to your party is a good start. Log in to Reply “Hey, I’m gonna skip this one if that’s cool” Log in to Reply I wasn’t invited. Log in to Reply “My mom said no, sorry” Log in to Reply “I don’t want to go “ Log in to Reply Tell them you have Covid with a side of Monkeypox…that’ll surely get you out. Log in to Reply Just remember, if you are skipping a party, it’s polite to do it with as much notice as possible. You don’t want your friend to be in one of those situations where everyone cancels at the last minute for an “unexpected” issue. And then they post a sad picture of an empty birthday party on Reddit, and the entire world thinks you’re a horrible friend. Giving advanced notice is more important to your relationship than any excuse you might give when bailing just before the party. Log in to Reply Explosive diarrhea Log in to Reply Fck ya’ll I don’t want to go. Log in to Reply Being honest about not wanting to go. The problem with excuses is that people will try to wave them away with their reasoning. And then you have to make up another excuse, and so on, and so on. But if your honest and say that you don’t want to go, you can stick to that, no matter their reasoning. Log in to Reply “Sorry, I won’t make it” No need to ellaborate. Log in to Reply In the wise words of Phoebe Buffay, “I wish I could, but I don’t want to”. Log in to Reply Got the shits. Log in to Reply “Family coming in” my go to Log in to Reply If I wanna have fun then going where other people are is my last idea, now leave me alone. Log in to Reply You don’t need a foolproof excuse. Set your boundaries and decline the invitation Log in to Reply “I don’t want to go, so I won’t.” Log in to Reply I don’t like you, stop asking. Log in to Reply Just say you don’t want to go. Log in to Reply I don’t. Want. To. Go. Log in to Reply I can’t make it Log in to Reply Remind them we’re still in a pandemic, plus there’s monkeypox, and polio decided to make an appearance. Log in to Reply “I don’t like you and would rather not spend any time in contact with you.” Log in to Reply Sorry I don’t like parties. Works every time. Log in to Reply I’d come but I don’t want to. Log in to Reply “I dont want to go to your party because I simply hate parties and prefer to stay at home and not worry about impressing random people” Log in to Reply I don’t want to go. Log in to Reply I was busy committing arson in the middle east. Log in to Reply “I’m not coming” why are people so afraid to say things!? Stop biting your tongue, it’ll set you free. Log in to Reply IBS. Yoooooooo so my IBS is acting up, just letting you know. It’ll probably clear up soon tho! If they hit you up later about it, say you’re still shitting and you’re not about to spend the whole party in their bathroom. It grosses people out and always works. Log in to Reply If you don’t have friends you can skip all the parties. Log in to Reply “No thanks”. Log in to Reply just say that you have diarrhea, no one will ever question you. works well if youre late for work also Log in to Reply I don’t owe anyone an explanation as to why I chose not to attend. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.