What’s a joke or line you find very funny? by QuestionGuy July 31, 2022, 3:23 am What’s a joke or line you find very funny? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMefindFunnyjokelineQuestion and AnswerWhats See more Previous article I met Vsauce yesterday!!!!! Next article Apparently people think that I am condescending 25 Comments Leave a Reply Fart jokes Log in to Reply “I’ve had a lovely evening… It just wasn’t tonight” ~Groucho Marx Log in to Reply Mickey Mouse is in court getting a Divorce. The Judge says, “I don’t see why you should divorce Minnie if she’s crazy.” Mickey says, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy! Log in to Reply Me and my mom were talking about a cantaloupe and how she didn’t think it was one with the reasoning being it was 3x bigger than a normal cantaloupe and she’s never seen one that big so I respond with “well you have now” Log in to Reply “You’re wasting your time ladies, he can’t talk and he doesn’t like girls; He’s a vegetable ***and*** a fruit.” Log in to Reply The quote in my bio, “come hither Fool” dont know why just really amuses me Log in to Reply “Gaslighting isn’t real, you just made it up because you’re crazy.” “I know everything about the Dunning-Kruger effect!” “The punishment for having sex with Princess Diana is execution. The punishment for having sex with Princess Anne is having sex with Princess Anne.” Log in to Reply ‘You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel’ is a line I still use frequently. Log in to Reply Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Log in to Reply Hey buddy, you must be off your meds. Log in to Reply That’s what she said Log in to Reply Old episode of the Simpsons where Bart keeps getting shitty birthday presents and Homer looks at him and goes “Bart, I know you think nothing will top that cactus” Log in to Reply We landed on the moon! Log in to Reply I was on 4chan and couldn’t watch the webm at the start of the humor thread cuz I’m on IOS. The thumbnail looks like a foreign game show, and a ton of people in the replies are saying it’s hilarious. I’m thinking I have to watch this, so I go over to my cousin who has an android and tell him to open the humor thread. He hits play, and it cuts to a black screen that says “IOS users can’t see this, pretend it was hilarious”. Probably the funniest joke I’ve ever seen, I literally had trouble breathing I was laughing so hard. Log in to Reply It’s a euphemism for masturbation: Private Johnson’s dishonorable discharge. Log in to Reply One that always cracks me up is that scene in Seinfeld when he’s at the circus with the Romanian gymnast. She’s going on about how her father hated elephants and how they were responsible for societies problems. And Jerry says “well…they do take up a lot of space.” Log in to Reply One of my favorite jokes is “I love self-deprecating humor, I’m just not very good at it.” I told that to a co-worker once and she said, “Oh, that’s ok. I’m sure you’ll get good at it with some practice.” And then it hit her and she lost her shit. It was hilarious. Log in to Reply If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound Log in to Reply “Are you lightning?” … “Cause I’m trying to make you McQueen! Ka-chow!” 50% of the time it works every time 😉 Log in to Reply Say what you want about deaf people. Log in to Reply Not Macdonald’s “Dirty Johnny” joke is an absolute killer in every way. Gilbert Gotfried doing “The Aristocrats” is a close second. Log in to Reply Blazing saddles quote, “where the white women at?” I lol every time. The look on his face while he says that just elevates it to perfection. Log in to Reply Bear. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Log in to Reply You can’t fix stupid Log in to Reply What do you call 4 hard-shelled bugs playing oldschool music? The Beetles Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.