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What’s a lame excuse to not attend a wedding?
What’s a lame excuse to not attend a wedding?
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“I’ll just go to your next one”
I told a bride to be I could not go because I had slept with her mother in the past. She told
me, “ I really don’t think mom will mind dad.”
“Sorry but I’m an atheist”
I only attend 2nd weddings, so I’ll come to the next one
Churches freak me out
You changed your mind and don’t want to get married anymore.
There’s a football game on then
If I step inside a church my flesh starts to burn.
“I already spent my tax return on something else.”
The wedding date had been set 18 months in advance.
If you leave, then your mom will miss you too much.
I fucked the Bride
“The bride isn’t my friend on Facebook.”
I overslept
I don’t have my nails done
I need to polish my pants and iron my boots
Are you doing that “Bride Reveal” thing, you know, like the baby thing? Cause if not, I’m out.
I’m just not feeling it
As if this is going to be your last one
New episode of SpongeBob at 11:30 today, and I can’t miss it for the world
personal issues between family members
Can’t hold a pee for that long
I don’t want to spend money to make your pictures nice
My uh……..goldfish…..exploded so…………GOTTA GO BYE.
Irritable ballsack sweat.
I recently used, i cant because i have nobody to take care of my senior dog and cat….. They made me take care of all the family pets since i wasnt going….it was out of state
“Sorry I pissed on the floor in my kitchen”
i dont think that your ex will like to see me
My brother skipped mine because he had to work the day before the wedding and he was worried he would be too tired the day of..
I’ve got other plans – said plans are playing video games or watching tv
Don’t wannaaaa
We had a friend not attend because they couldn’t afford to. We all pooled money for that purpose (for anyone, not specifically for them) but they refused to accept. That was lame.
Can’t find a dog sitter.
from my husbands supposed best friend: ‘I have better places to go, like hanging out with my hot cousin’