What’s a tip that’s NSFW but can save your life?

What’s a tip that’s NSFW but can save your life?

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  1. Not sure if it counts as nsfw but if a guy/person with a penis pees on a pregnancy test and get a positive result it means that you have testicular cancer

  2. If you ever go to a hotel room in a seedy part of town for any reason whatsoever, check under the bed.
    No, nothing has happened, but if you follow my advice nothing will ever happen.

  3. If you ever kill someone and want to get away with it, either wrap the body in chicken wire or puncture the lungs and throw them into a deep body of water.

    Both will result in the body not surfacing, chicken wire cuts through the skin once gasses start accumulating and releases them, and puncturing the lungs fills them up with water, holding the body down.

    You’re welcome.

  4. Firefighter in training here, girls take ur bras off if ur in a room that is rapidly heating up. The wire (yes guys there’s a wire) will heat up and sear through your chest. Hope u’ll never have to do it.

  5. If you want to have sex lucid dreaming, put something between your pants and your cock. I did that and woke up to having gallons of cum on my bedsheet. You do not want your parent’s reaction to that. at least cover it in toilet paper or something so at least only your pants will be full.

  6. Does your piss have a sugary taste? If so, you might have diabetes. Go see your doctor to confirm. Your doctor won’t taste your piss though. They’ll just run some blood tests.

  7. Let’s say you get food poisoning like I did last winter. You’re semi-delirious and not sure if you’re about to puke or have diarrhea. Always err on the side of sitting on the toilet and keep a bag or bucket nearby just in case you’re wrong. Throwing out a bag/washing out a bucket is infinitely better than the alternative of being wrong about one or the other.

    In the throes of my full-body purge I became convinced I had to text my roommate this info because he was also laid up with the same case. He didn’t respond, but both of our lives (or at least our bathrooms) were saved.

  8. I read this story on Reddit where a girl was choking on some food, but thanks to some deepthroating techniques she knew, she was able to dislodge it

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