What’s the best comeback to a “Your mom” joke you’ve ever heard? by QuestionGuy August 11, 2021, 8:21 pm What’s the best comeback to a “Your mom” joke you’ve ever heard? What do you think? 28 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMecomebackheardjokeMomQuestion and AnswerWhatsyouve See more Previous article After our trip to Walmart… Straight off the cliff! Next article A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell. 27 Comments Leave a Reply As an Indian: I would insult your mother back but cows are sacred where I come from. Log in to Reply YEA WELL FUCK YOU Log in to Reply If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mom’s teeth Log in to Reply Hey! Let’s keep moms off of this… I just got off yours. Log in to Reply Nah-uh. *Yer* mom. Log in to Reply ” you’re my brother, we have the same mam” Log in to Reply Hi, I am Adam, this is Eve, what is a mom? Guy was actually named Adam. Log in to Reply ” stop dissing your Mom “ Log in to Reply My go to comeback is to stare them down, deadpan, and say: “My mother’s dead.” Or, if it’s one of those “i slept with your mom” type jokes, I call them a necrophiliac. Log in to Reply “Well, your mom must have not raised you very well because that was hurtful” Log in to Reply “Well atleast I have a mom” Log in to Reply “I know you are, but what am I?” Like it takes the ENTIRE fucking insult and reverses it on them! It’s perfect! Log in to Reply I fucked your mom! If you want your money back talk to her Log in to Reply Yelling “MY MOTHER IS DEAD,” in front of a VP from our parent company. Log in to Reply My mom’s dead. Log in to Reply Knock, knock Who’s there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Mama! It really makes my Grandma laugh, I don’t know why, so it’s my favorite joke now. Log in to Reply My good sir you are quite the fool as my mother in fact owns roblox as well as fortnite and minecraft Log in to Reply “Fucked you mom last night” Ok daddy! Log in to Reply “Let’s get off the subject of mom’s..”. “Sure, since I just got off of yours !”. Log in to Reply From “Dirty Work” – “My mother’s too ugly for you to fuck”. Log in to Reply So this dude was like “ThATs Why uR MoM WAs SUCkiNg oN mY CoCK” and when he said that I was about to go crazy because no one talks about my aunt OR my family like that so I was about to curse him out but then my cousin said “No she didnt but I did hear her screaming “WHY THE HELL IS IT SO SMALL”‘ Not a great comeback but I messed with it. After that the guy tried to fight my cousin but I was older and I called him a pussy for fights a kid younger than him when he could fight me because I was the same age of him. and when we were fighting and I whoop his ass and after I fucked him up my cousin said it was an “S-Tier ass whooping” I busted out laughing Log in to Reply I don’t have a mom Log in to Reply She’s dead – and it being truthful … and yes this happened, and yes it was the worst I have felt Log in to Reply “I fucked your mom last night” “Same lol” Log in to Reply Man just said “ok, atleast I don’t have two moms” (It was not me I’m not homophobic in anyway, I’m saying again it wasn’t me) Log in to Reply Respect is a two-way street and if you are incapable of giving it, you are undeserving of receiving it. Log in to Reply Your mom is so fat that if you kick her ass in the morning, then in the evening her ass still sways! Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.