What’s the best comeback to a “Your mom” joke you’ve ever heard?

What’s the best comeback to a “Your mom” joke you’ve ever heard?

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  1. My go to comeback is to stare them down, deadpan, and say: “My mother’s dead.”

    Or, if it’s one of those “i slept with your mom” type jokes, I call them a necrophiliac.

  2. So this dude was like “ThATs Why uR MoM WAs SUCkiNg oN mY CoCK” and when he said that I was about to go crazy because no one talks about my aunt OR my family like that so I was about to curse him out but then my cousin said “No she didnt but I did hear her screaming “WHY THE HELL IS IT SO SMALL”‘ Not a great comeback but I messed with it. After that the guy tried to fight my cousin but I was older and I called him a pussy for fights a kid younger than him when he could fight me because I was the same age of him. and when we were fighting and I whoop his ass and after I fucked him up my cousin said it was an “S-Tier ass whooping” I busted out laughing

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