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What’s the best comeback to a “Your mom” joke you’ve ever heard?
What’s the best comeback to a “Your mom” joke you’ve ever heard?
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As an Indian:
I would insult your mother back but cows are sacred where I come from.
YEA WELL FUCK YOU
If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mom’s teeth
Hey! Let’s keep moms off of this… I just got off yours.
Nah-uh. *Yer* mom.
” you’re my brother, we have the same mam”
Hi, I am Adam, this is Eve, what is a mom?
Guy was actually named Adam.
” stop dissing your Mom “
My go to comeback is to stare them down, deadpan, and say: “My mother’s dead.”
Or, if it’s one of those “i slept with your mom” type jokes, I call them a necrophiliac.
“Well, your mom must have not raised you very well because that was hurtful”
“Well atleast I have a mom”
“I know you are, but what am I?” Like it takes the ENTIRE fucking insult and reverses it on them! It’s perfect!
I fucked your mom!
If you want your money back talk to her
Yelling “MY MOTHER IS DEAD,” in front of a VP from our parent company.
My mom’s dead.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Jo.
Jo who?
Jo Mama!
It really makes my Grandma laugh, I don’t know why, so it’s my favorite joke now.
My good sir you are quite the fool as my mother in fact owns roblox as well as fortnite and minecraft
“Fucked you mom last night”
Ok daddy!
“Let’s get off the subject of mom’s..”.
“Sure, since I just got off of yours !”.
From “Dirty Work” – “My mother’s too ugly for you to fuck”.
So this dude was like “ThATs Why uR MoM WAs SUCkiNg oN mY CoCK” and when he said that I was about to go crazy because no one talks about my aunt OR my family like that so I was about to curse him out but then my cousin said “No she didnt but I did hear her screaming “WHY THE HELL IS IT SO SMALL”‘ Not a great comeback but I messed with it. After that the guy tried to fight my cousin but I was older and I called him a pussy for fights a kid younger than him when he could fight me because I was the same age of him. and when we were fighting and I whoop his ass and after I fucked him up my cousin said it was an “S-Tier ass whooping” I busted out laughing
I don’t have a mom
She’s dead – and it being truthful … and yes this happened, and yes it was the worst I have felt
“I fucked your mom last night”
“Same lol”
Man just said “ok, atleast I don’t have two moms”
(It was not me I’m not homophobic in anyway, I’m saying again it wasn’t me)
Respect is a two-way street and if you are incapable of giving it, you are undeserving of receiving it.
Your mom is so fat that if you kick her ass in the morning, then in the evening her ass still sways!