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What’s the best response to “suck my dick”?
What’s the best response to “suck my dick”?
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Present it.
Sorry, I’m allergic to shrimp
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“I guess since you’re begging..”
I don’t do cocktail wieners
“okay, what time?”
Sorry, I already flossed today.
Suck your own dick, coward
“That’s gonna cost ya 5 grand if you want the guak turbo vacuum 3000 from a guy like me.”
“I mean, I’ll need tweezers and a magnifying glass to find it first.”
Front page last week. And a week before that. Karma farming continues
If I could find it I would
Grab it and start sucking.
For sure!
When?
I haven’t done it before, can you show me how to?
“ok”
You don’t have the balls to whip it out!
Ugh, you sound just like your mom when you say that.
(LOUDLY) Again!? Did you at least wash the dog slobber off your dick this time?
If you’re in public, go into their pants as fast as you can, then pull out the penis. If you’re fast enough, it will still be soft, allowing you to make fun of them like “LMAO I WISH I COULD BUT MR. LIMPDICK HERE CAN’T FOLLOW THROUGH WITH HIS THREATS”
Then kick them in the balls to establish dominance
I had a feminist tell me this once. I asked her if it was wishful thinking.
Hey man. You gotta take one for the team. Whatever your fight is about, we got you.
I didn’t know you were gay
i am more confortable sucking my own dick so no thanks.
Through a tiny straw… pencil dick!
Bet
Ask him if it comes in adult size
If you have to ask …
10 bucks please!
Whip it out then!
Actions speak louder than words in this scenario.
OK.
I already flossed today.
Don’t you mean vagina?
If I could get yo mama off of it first.
Sorry can’t cuz you’re one big pussy
Which one?
suck your tic tac?