What’s the corniest line of dialogue in a movie ever?

What’s the corniest line of dialogue in a movie ever?

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  1. ”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Revenge of the Sith

    That was fucking cringe, I’m a huge star wars fan but that one scene almost killed my high I was having throughout the movie.

  2. “The Force can have a strong effect on the weak-minded.”

    Stuff like this is why my favorite Star Wars film (Empire Strikes Back) is one where Lucas farmed out the script to someone who could actually write.

  3. Anakin: You are so…beautiful.
    Padme: It’s only because I’m so in love.
    Anakin: No. No, it’s because I’m so in love with you.

  4. I’ve always hated the line “Why didn’t you tell me you were the original rich chick?” from Cocktail. I don’t know if it’s corny or cringey, or both

  5. Tall bald man: “Count olaf, kind of a show off.~~”
    Count Olaf: “what?!”
    Tall bald man: “nothing else rhymes with Count Olaf.”
    Count Olaf: “thats not true. Theres plenty of things that rhyme with Count Olaf.”
    Tall bald man: “like?”

    *Both pause to think*

    Count Olaf: “Rice pilaf!”

  6. This is Katana. She’s got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her.

  7. “That first park was legit.” That first park never opened and five people died because they put total control of the power in the hands of one guy god damn it I hate Jurassic World so much

  8. In *How to Tame Your Dragon 2* Astrid, who’s a totally capable badass, yells “goooo baby!” as Hiccup tries to save the day.

    It’s so unlike her character and is so stupid.

    Also none of them would ever have showered.

  9. *guys playing videogame* “why are we all naked?”

    “Because it makes everything more exciting dipshit”

    “I hate this stupid game”

    “If I suck you Dick Will you shut up?”
    That is probably the worst dialogue i’ve seen in a porn movie

  10. “It’s an animal thing” from the sequel to Pitchblack.

    I have a tradition of watching (shitty) Vin Diesel movies when I’m sick and I enjoy their shittyness. But that one line made me cringe so hard I almost closed my laptop and went back to sleep.

  11. I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. The BLOOD BANK! – Steven Seagal (Hard to Kill)

    Surprised no one got this one yet. Me and my buddies were were about three joints in when Steve dropped this bomb and we were paralytic with laughter for about 10 mins.

  12. Death Race 2000:

    *[Frankenstein takes off his glove, revealing a grenade imbedded in his prosthetic hand]*

    Annie: Is that a grenade?

    Frankenstein: A hand grenade.

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