Whats the dumbest beliefs you had as a child? by QuestionGuy August 11, 2022, 4:23 am Whats the dumbest beliefs you had as a child? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMebeliefschilddumbestQuestion and AnswerWhats See more Previous article He asked me “oral or anal?” Next article Any one think the number of plots where psychiatric medications stop people from realizing their true potential is linked to the number of scientologists in the film industry? 30 Comments Leave a Reply That being a grownup would be awesome. Log in to Reply santa claus Log in to Reply That watermelons would grow inside me if I ate their seeds. My cousin told me that when I was like 5/6 or something. I realised a while later (several months or so) that that wasn’t true. Still don’t really care for watermelon because of that time period. I’m 25 now Log in to Reply That if you ate peanut butter you’d fall into a storm drain so I avoided walking near the gutter if I had peanut butter that day. All because my dad called it slip down the gutter. Log in to Reply Everything was black and white until color was invented by the Wizard of Oz movie. Log in to Reply That if my belly button stayed under water for too long I would drown Log in to Reply I didn’t understand the concept of movies and tv shows being recorded. I thought every time a movie or show was on tv the actors were performing everything live. Log in to Reply Believed that french fries were made of chicken because of the white inside Log in to Reply [deleted] Log in to Reply I thought women just magically became pregnant whenever they were ready to be. And once the baby was coming they would just cut you open like one of those 90s pregnant Barbie dolls, then just casually stitch u back up. Log in to Reply That America isn’t that popular Log in to Reply Ok I’m gonna feel stupid af for this but it is something I am ashamed for it and I find it funny and incredibly stupid. When I was a kid I was TERRIFIED about Long or Godzilla movies, so here in México everytime we went to the town fairs I was really scared of one of them going out from behind of one of the mountains around us … I was 12. And incredibly stupid. Log in to Reply My cousins told me that I was adopted and they only adopted my ugly ass was cause I was the only one there Log in to Reply Thought dragons were real, Alaska was an island and that scarecrows and Jesus on the crucifix were the same thing. I was fucking stupid. Log in to Reply That I could get pregnant by kissing Log in to Reply The families in TV shows where families in real life Log in to Reply I didn’t really understand the concept of in laws so I just assumed siblings are supposed to get married. And people without siblings would marry their cousins. To me it was confusing why someone would call their spouse’s parents their mom and dad. Log in to Reply I used to think that if a movie had kids that ended up growing up, that they filmed the older actors when they were younger then waited until they got older to film again. I would like to state that I was like 2 or 3 lol Log in to Reply I remember seeing those videos of 9/11 jumpers when I was little and thinking “yeah I’d find a way to live that.” Log in to Reply Had a toy crash test dummy that fell apart when you pushed the button on it’s stomach. Dad jokingly said if I poked my bell button my legs would fall off too. Spent a decade or more guarding my stomach from everything. Log in to Reply I thought magic tricks were way more complicated then they looked like they had to have a whole set of people in the background and use strings and stuff only for a simple magic trick Log in to Reply That quicksand was a worldwide constant threat to life Log in to Reply I thought we all would take our clothes off in 1st grade sex ed Log in to Reply New cars are mined underground just like coal Log in to Reply White cows = white milk, brown cows = chocolate milk, and pink cows = strawberry milk. I haven’t had strawberry milk in so long. Log in to Reply My wife (29f)thought that life used to be in black and white until the 60’s Log in to Reply Was always told things *attracted* lightning. If I stood by a window with a baseball bat the lightning can see me and I’ll get hit. I would hide in the middle of the house during storms to make sure the lightning couldn’t see me. Log in to Reply if you eat the crust on toast it will make your hair curly. Log in to Reply Adults are smarter Log in to Reply that life was easy Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.