What’s the dumbest thing u believed in as a kid? by QuestionGuy August 14, 2022, 5:28 am What’s the dumbest thing u believed in as a kid? What do you think? 11 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMebelieveddumbestkidQuestion and AnswerWhats See more Previous article Which female celeb from the 80s/90s still has it? Next article TIL The longest contraction in English is y’all’ll’nt’ve’d’s, which means “You all will not have had us” 31 Comments Leave a Reply That the ‘World Wars’ were huge battle royales where there were no alliances, and it was literally every single country vs every other Log in to Reply babies miraculously appear at the living room exactly 1 year after wedding Log in to Reply God loved me and wanted me to be happy. Log in to Reply That my dad gave birth to me because he ate an avocado Log in to Reply I thought that old people went to the church to get shot and die. I think I thought this because Bambi’s mom was the only kind of death I knew about at the time, and the church near me had a graveyard around it. So I just assumed. It made going to church very interesting because I was so scared they were going to kill me if I sinned. Log in to Reply Angels give babies to couples. Log in to Reply That my mom actually cared about me Log in to Reply I thought world war meant that every country on earth was at war against each other Log in to Reply that my parents are right Log in to Reply Myself Log in to Reply This is gunna sound weird but my sister made me believe that she and I have a mission to destroy monsters because she found a hidden book on the sand pit, whenever I asked to see the boom she said that it disappeared and some other kid found it, she also made fake descriptions of them and silly names, like one was called hand sanitizer xD, I was pretty small and believed every work but stopped at the worst time, she was gunna tell me about the demon king, but she didn’t cuz I stopped believing, still got some fun memories lol Log in to Reply that growing up is going to be great Log in to Reply You can accomplish anything that you want to with effort! Log in to Reply I used to think the Silos in factory grounds were rocket ships Log in to Reply Probably Disney movies. Log in to Reply That grocery bags could be used as parachutes. Luckily I was smart enough to jump off something small before heading to the garage roof. Log in to Reply Babies were birthed through your belly button Log in to Reply I knew there were Catholic schools, so I thought our religion was “Public.” I was kind of right. Log in to Reply Religion Log in to Reply I was a normal American. Log in to Reply stars were the teeth that fell out. Log in to Reply I thought if you were bad they would send you to an orphanage where they would lock you up in a giant bird cage. Log in to Reply Back in the late ‘50s I believed that the guy who had an accent and lived in the last house at the end of the block was a Nazi war criminal. When I got older I eventually found out that he was a Hungarian refugee. Log in to Reply That Snickers expand in your stomach. And that the reason they did that was because they were used in WW2 as rations that kept you full for longer. I have no idea why I thought this was true, nor do I understand why this bothered me so much lol. Log in to Reply I used to think that when it snowed over night that it all fell at once…. Like PlOP here’s 4 inches of snow all at once. Man I was stupid. Log in to Reply The reaper would try to kill me if I didnt finish my homework I was doing in the night Log in to Reply That cars were the reason that the earth spins, and whoever the first person to drive got to decide which direction the earth spins by what direction they drive in. Log in to Reply Batteries not included meaning batteries not needed 🙄 Log in to Reply Santa and the tooth fairy, and, you name it. I figured out Santa wasn’t real when I was 7 or 8. My sister told me. Log in to Reply And yea that God and heaven existed. I was so dumb thinking all that really existed when none of my prayers to god came true lmao 😂 Log in to Reply Bob Dole. I heard my dad talk about how he liked Bob Dole when I was in the 3rd grade so I did the same. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.