What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you in front of your crush?

What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you in front of your crush?

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  1. I was raised religious and am very modest. So I never really saw a man without his shirt on very much.

    A number of years ago, I was on my first trip to Israel and this beautiful male friend of mine takes me to the beach with a bunch of mutual friends. I had a crush on him, but I couldn’t admit it.

    So we all sit down on the sand and talk and suddenly, he takes his shirt off to get some sun.

    And damn, five years of army have chiseled him into a fine specimen of a man. The tight and rippling muscles on his brown, hairy body made me honestly turn red.

    It was the first time I had ever felt sexual desire for a man and hormones hit me like a freight train.

    I just wanted to pounce on him and do naughty things. Instead, I looked to the sand, as if his sun-kissed flesh was the sun itself, since I was feeling like my entire body was shuddering and trembling.

    He noticed. “You okay?” he asked.

    And I should have said I was fine, but all I could do is blush and mumble, and cover my face because I was dying of hormones and shame. “Wow,” I whisper.

    He laughed. “Yeah, I get that a lot.”

    My friends all laughed. I wanted to throw myself into the Mediterranean to cool the surge of desire or drown myself in shame.

    Likely both.

  2. My mom told me that when she was in high school, she had one of the bottom lockers that you have to crouch down to get into.

    She wore a floor-length skirt to school one day, and when she went to stand up from her locker as her crush walked by, she happened to be stepping on her skirt and stood up without it.

  3. I’d laugh it off nowadays, but at the time I thought the world would end.

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    We were walking home from work together and I clonked head first into a lamp-post and then fell backwards onto my arse, very ungracefully. The “twonk” of my head on that lamp-post is still memorable.

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    About ten minutes later, I tripped up over my own two feet and landed arse over tit.

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    Epic fail on the coolness charts!

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    (We eventually got together and dated for three years!)

  4. On a first date with a guy in high school. We had seen a movie then went to eat at the mall food court. He said something funny just as I had taken a big swig of Coke to wash down my food. I laughed then choked and Coke and Chic-fil-a came out my nose onto the table.

    Believe it or not he asked for a second date.

  5. I was 16 back when we brought our first computer home. My parents were already well acquainted with the computers. One day I told my mom that a couple of my friends are coming over to play games on the computer. One of them was my crush and my mother knew about her.

    What did she do?

    She couldn’t find a picture of us together; but she found a group photo, cropped it, leaving the crush and me in the picture and set it as desktop background on the computer.

    Needless to say, her little trick cost me a lot of leg pulling for several months.

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