What’s the weirdest thing you’ve put in your mouth?

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve put in your mouth?

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  1. I have ADHD and do a lot of fidgety things without realizing I’m doing them. The day after putting on my new screen protector, I fucking bit my phone without realizing what I was doing until it was too late. Shattered the screen protector, luckily didn’t damage the phone

  2. A circadia we used to see who could put one in the longest and we had to buy that guy a shot after 60 seconds. They have no body waste they can’t bite but it’s crazy intense let me tell you. It’s like the dark side of being attacked by puppies.

  3. as a kid, a coat hanger. metal wire one too.

    it got under my tongue and hooked me like a fish. there was no way to remove it after except a firm yank.

  4. A sterno tab. I was on UN duty and they gave us French MRE’s. My non francophone ass thought it was a sugar cube. After I spit that shit out we lit it on fire and played soccer with it. Edit: more a disc than a cube really.

  5. Well I once tried to slightly bite a VERY fluffy cat…….

    -3/10, would totally NOT recommend. Spent a long time trying to get out all fur out of my mouth

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