What’s the worst excuse for cheating? by QuestionGuy October 6, 2022, 12:06 pm What’s the worst excuse for cheating? What do you think? 1 Point Upvote Downvote AskAskMecheatingExcuseQuestion and AnswerWhatsworst See more Previous article Being a vampire is cool and all… Next article Paddy says to his wife….. 41 Comments Leave a Reply I tripped and fell in her vagina Log in to Reply It was the alcohol, not me. Log in to Reply ‘I thought it was funny you didn’t know’ Yup, that actually happened to me. Log in to Reply We were on a break! Log in to Reply it was a gang bang and i had a mask on it doesn’t count Log in to Reply I deserved to have sex with a hot guy. Log in to Reply “You weren’t giving me the attention I needed” Bro there is no excuse for cheating, but this is by far the worst Log in to Reply “One thing lead to another” Log in to Reply “It just happened” Log in to Reply It’s your own fault. Log in to Reply It was an accident. 🤐 like what do you mean an accident Log in to Reply Anybody who says something along the lines of “I didn’t want to be in a relationship anymore but didn’t want to hurt you by breaking up” – get in the sea Log in to Reply She’s really hot doe Log in to Reply Well I know that the best one is that men have a higher sex drive and a biological urge to spread their seed as much as possible so one woman is never enough Log in to Reply You havent read the rulebook Log in to Reply going to get the milk and coming back with credit card debt and 6 kids Log in to Reply It’s for experience. Log in to Reply The lights were off, I couldn’t see Log in to Reply I was going to tell you eventually, but i wanted to make sure that we had a genuine connection. I was given this line and shortly after went off the deep end for a while. Became a heavy alcoholic. She implied that in order to make sure her and her new bf had a ‘real’ connection she went over to his place several times. With her even taking him back to her place, which is where I found them. Log in to Reply “I’m an alpha and that’s what we do.” Yes, that’s a real one. Log in to Reply ” He caught me cheating, serves him right for spying on me ” Random girl I overheard talking on her phone Log in to Reply “I thought y’all were friends.” An actual quote from an ex my immediate response. “HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE IT ANY BETTER?!?” She had absolutely no reply, just sat there with her jaw dropped like she was waiting for another cock to come flying in the room. Log in to Reply “I’d had nothing but bad experiences, and had so many good ones with you, that I needed to know if I was fixed.” Log in to Reply My favorite: “the only reason I didn’t cheat on you the last 3 months was because the job I had didn’t give me an opportunity” Another favorite: ‘well, I gave her a ride home and she didn’t have cash, what else was I supposed to do?” Log in to Reply Any of them? There’s no such thing as a good excuse for cheating Log in to Reply I always like how when men cheat, everyone will call them pigs, womanizer, pieces of shit, etc. But when women cheat, often people will take their side and say well her man wasn’t satisfying her needs enough. That excuse is just nonsense. If you’re not satisfied, leave. Log in to Reply All of them Log in to Reply The devil possessed me Log in to Reply You haven’t read the rulebook. Log in to Reply Slipped and fell? Log in to Reply “it’s you’re fault for not A and B reason” just no, fucking talk about it then Log in to Reply Whatever comes after “I can explain…” Log in to Reply Her: You pissed me off We had GREAT communication/s Log in to Reply Any excuse Log in to Reply She gave me the fuck me eyes Log in to Reply “She’s hot!” “I was drunk!” “It doesn’t mean anything!” Log in to Reply All the cool kids are doing it Log in to Reply Any of them. Have the decency to break off the current relationship. Log in to Reply It doesn’t count if it’s in a hotel Log in to Reply “who tells me my partner doesn’t do the same?” Log in to Reply the cake was sitting in the fridge, someone had to eat it! Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.