What’s the worst excuse for cheating?

What’s the worst excuse for cheating?

What do you think?


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  1. Anybody who says something along the lines of “I didn’t want to be in a relationship anymore but didn’t want to hurt you by breaking up” – get in the sea

  2. Well I know that the best one is that men have a higher sex drive and a biological urge to spread their seed as much as possible so one woman is never enough

  3. I was going to tell you eventually, but i wanted to make sure that we had a genuine connection.
    I was given this line and shortly after went off the deep end for a while. Became a heavy alcoholic. She implied that in order to make sure her and her new bf had a ‘real’ connection she went over to his place several times. With her even taking him back to her place, which is where I found them.

  4. “I thought y’all were friends.” An actual quote from an ex my immediate response. “HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE IT ANY BETTER?!?” She had absolutely no reply, just sat there with her jaw dropped like she was waiting for another cock to come flying in the room.

  5. My favorite: “the only reason I didn’t cheat on you the last 3 months was because the job I had didn’t give me an opportunity”

    Another favorite: ‘well, I gave her a ride home and she didn’t have cash, what else was I supposed to do?”

  6. I always like how when men cheat, everyone will call them pigs, womanizer, pieces of shit, etc. But when women cheat, often people will take their side and say well her man wasn’t satisfying her needs enough. That excuse is just nonsense. If you’re not satisfied, leave.

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