what’s your best ,” a guy walks into a bar ” joke you know ?

what’s your best ,” a guy walks into a bar ” joke you know ?

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  1. A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender “what’s with the meat?”

    The bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?”

    The man takes another look at the meat, then says, “I think I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”

  2. A priest, a rabbi and a black guy walk into a bar.

    Which is weird, because you’d think the Rabbi would have seen the Priest do it, and the black guy would have at least seen one of the other two, and ducked.

  3. Not a guy, but a cow…

    A cow walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down.

    After a few sips the cow goes to the toilet. At this moment a chicken comes into the bar and sits straight at the cows table and starts drinking their drink.

    The cow comes out and notices the chicken at their table, walks over to it and says “moove”.

    Chicken says nothing.

    “Mooove”

    Chicken still says nothings.

    “MOOOOVE!!”

    Chicken replies, “Fuck off”.

  4. A bear walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender goes to him and says, “What’ll you have?” The bear just looks around for a minute, sighing. The bartender says, “Hey, why the big pause?”

    (I usually hear groans when I tell this)

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