What’s your best bad life advice?
What’s your best bad life advice?
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Always drink on an empty stomach. You’ll get drunker quicker and if you throw up, it’ll all be liquid. Throwing up nachos sucks.
If you have a bad habit of snacking too much during the day….try smoking cigarettes instead!
Do every drug at least once so when speaking about them youll know what the hell youre talking about
No matter what’s the problem, just remember..”To Drink Heavily “.
Do meth
If a stranger offers your drugs … say thank you because drugs are expensive.
Weed might start making you anxious and paranoid once you get older. If you don’t listen to your body and your mind telling you to stop, you can just power though until it only makes you feel *kinda* bad
Keep all of your ex’s phone numbers on speed dial in case you get drunk and lonely.
YOLO
This one takes awhile to get going, but the payoff is ~~awesome~~ awful.
Focus just on work. Only on work, and nothing else but work. For your entire life.
Crack cocaine is a lot of fun and you should do it as often as possible.
You can’t hurt your friends or family with your terrible life choices if you move to a foreign country and change your name to Ifuc Reelgud or Menar Sexi, and take over the country with a new religion revolving around war and drugs.
It’s not illegal if nobody finds out
Follow your passion (turn it into a job)
She’ll be right