What’s your favorite “fake business” line for answering the phone?

What’s your favorite “fake business” line for answering the phone?

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  1. *In a 1950s tv announcer voice* ‘Welcome to Dick’s sperm bank. You squeeze it we freeze it’.
    *In a robotic voice* ‘Now offering assistance to the disabled.’

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