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What’s your favorite “fake business” line for answering the phone?
What’s your favorite “fake business” line for answering the phone?
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Jim’s Whore House – you got the dough , we’ve got the ho.
City morgue you bag em we tag em
City Insane Asylum, head nut speaking.
“Gus’s abortion clinic where no fetus can beat us. How may I direct your call?”
Vandelay Industries
*In a 1950s tv announcer voice* ‘Welcome to Dick’s sperm bank. You squeeze it we freeze it’.
*In a robotic voice* ‘Now offering assistance to the disabled.’
Thank you for calling “Thank You For Calling How May I Help You” how may I help you?
Bob’s meat market, you can’t beat our meat
For example: “Reggies roadkill. You kill em, we grill em!”
Hitman contracts. We aim to please but we shoot to kill.
Eight ball pool hall, your dime, my time, Shoot!
“Bruce’s Bar & Grill, Dick Darlington speaking!”
*In thick Australian accent*
Joe’s whorehouse – you got the money we got the honeys
Welcome to gay smashburger the sex dungeon and restraint combined where one way or another you will leave stuffed
“Acme Taxidermy. You snuff ‘em, we stuff ‘em!”
“Abortion pizza, yesterdays loss is today’s sauce”
Pants n’at, how can I help yinz jags?
Bob’s morgue, you rape ‘em we scrape ‘em
Jack’s mule barn – head ass speaking
Black Gate of Mordor, this is the Mouth of Sauron speaking.
“Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?”
Welcome to Burger house. Would you like me to juice up your patty?
Austin’s pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday’s loss today sauce. how can I help you?
Abortion clinic: “you rape em, we scrape em”
John’s abortion clinic: we’ll kill em and grill em for the price of 1!