With a Star Wars quote…. How is your sex life?
With a Star Wars quote…. How is your sex life?
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“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
“We Seem To Be Made To Suffer. It’s Our Lot In Life”
Almost there! Aaaalmost there!
Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!
When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
Myself, the boy, 2 droids. And no questions asked.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
“Come on, baby! Do the magic hand thing.” —Greef Karga, The Mandalorian
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
R2D2: *wwwwhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwww*
(I just had a hysterectomy)
I am your father
My powers have doubled since the last time we met
“this is where the fun begins”
“Negotiations were short.”
It’s that roar sound Chewbacca makes when he’s sad or mad, but I don’t know how to type it in quotes.
“It’s a trap!”
“I don’t sense anything”
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
*R2D2 screaming*
“Sorry about the mess.” — Han Solo after shooting Greedo
There’s an awful lot of moisture in here
Meesa cumming!
*sad beep*
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
I’ve got a bad feeling about this
“It ought to be here, but it isn’t.”
“Ha ha ha … Han Solo…
“Do it”
I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.
He’s my brother.
“I don’t like sand.”
Eet’tchu’ta!
Let the Wookie win
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
“Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.”
“The garbage’ll do.”
Unlimited power.
I knew it! Im surrounded by assholes.
She’s fast enough for you, old man.
Size matter not, look at me, judge me by my size do you?
I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick!
“Do or do not, there is no try”
Do. Or do not. There is no try.
That business on Cato Nemodia doesn’t count…
As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
The Force is strong with this one.
Can’t take credit for that. That’s from 17 Again.
“deez nuts anakin lmao i farted on your dads balls”