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Women with long fake nails, how in god’s name do you wipe?
Women with long fake nails, how in god’s name do you wipe?
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The nails act as a poo shovel
Easy. You just wipe with the tissue across your fingers instead of digging up in there with the tips. You wipe more ‘long’ with nails
Well I don’t stick my nails up my arse to wipe when I don’t have nails on so why tf would I start ?
Get some press ons and try, I can’t describe it you like… Just do. Even when my nails are short I’m not scraping my hole with them
I think this video answers that question
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/MNA7y0rCEWQ
Built-in poop knives.
They don’t wipe, they scrape…
I’ve never had long fake nails, how do they do anything productive?
I have long natural nails but I’ve never understood this question… are you guys sticking your fingers up your ass when you wipe? Like what? You just wipe it like normal (I mean not a normal where fingers enter the arsehole but you know, my normal where I just wipe with toilet paper), the nails don’t get in the way. I don’t notice a difference when I have shorties.
I think they stick their fingers in gently. Also anyone know what that paper in a roll in bathrooms are for?
We still have no answer.. this will remain one of nature’s mysteries
Use your fingertips not your nails
Maybe some of them have bidets?
Same way I do when I don’t have nails. Flat hand. The pressure is from the inside of the knuckles not the tip. I think its weird as hell that yall are apparently scraping at your butthole with your finger tips.
Disclaimer: I don’t get mine crazy long, only about half an inch past my finger, but I’m sure women with longer nails are doing the same thing I am.
With toilet roll obviously 😂
They don’t wipe, they scrape
You keep your hand flat instead of curving it, so you’re kind of pressing the TP up instead of using your hand to cup it. Keeps the nails straight and away from the body instead of up your ass lmao
Do they?
I believe that more than one nail has been lost up there.
You just do it as you would normally.
They dont. Usually women like that have huge stinky asses. And i mean like super donks like bigger than kim Kardashian.
Curious to see some answers
I have been told by a trusted authority that women don’t poop
Corprophiles who eat ass?
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They probably help.
Free scratchies
OP wants a video demonstration lol
I hold the paper with the pads of my fingers, just like anything else. I mean, I guess I feel more “pressure” against the nails than I would with shorter nails, but it doesn’t stop you from being able to wipe.
Short answer: carefully
Long answer: You just flatten your hand and use the toilet paper normally. It’s not really that different.
I mean normally? It’s not like I’m fingering my asshole when I poop. Plus you get used to it.
People ask the same thing about changing diapers. I’ve never had a problem
The same way without.
Just kidding, I wouldn’t know. Whenever I get acrylic nails, I don’t make them long at all.
I have a coworker with long fake nails, and I asked her how she lives. She told me “it’s not that hard” as she struggled to do basically anything.
If she has long nails, surely have a simp who will wipe her ass for her
“Billy Mase here for the Gopher Grab!”
Easy, you don’t