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You accidently step on a wasp when suddenly you see 1000 of them flying towards you. What do you do?
You accidently step on a wasp when suddenly you see 1000 of them flying towards you. What do you do?
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Take the first wasp hostage and demand safe passage from the rest!
run
Die. I’m very allergic.
Bend down with my ass protruding towards them .. anyway I am fucked just have a little fun
Open my mouth
Accept my destiny.
Buy a flamethrower and eat barbecue wasp for the night
Make your peace with God
Start shooting. I doubt anyone has killed any wasps with a 10mm before.
Go spinjutsu and kill all the rest of them
Perish
Commit suicide. When a wasp gets crushed or killed it releases a chemical that calls more wasps to attack. So yea, not dealing with that.
*loads MG-42 with religious intnet*
Shit
This scenario actually happened to me but instead of wasps, it was ground bees.
Accidently stepped on a nest, I’ve never ran so fast in my life. There were bees everywhere, around me, under my shirt, and trying to get under my shorts. I was stung at least 12 times.
Whip out my golden net, and furiously press A while laughing hysterically, knowing I’ll be rich afterwards.
Accept death there is nothing else to do
Helicopter to show dominance
Seduce the queen & become their step dad
I’ve taken on about 5 wasps at once. They actually scare easily and once you start swinging at them they back off.
This more or less happened to me at age 7 with a couple hundred. I was stung around 20 times in seconds. My mom came running and got me. Went straight to the hospital, did not pass go. Was on about a 3 day benadryl dope from there on out. Fuck wasps.
The moment I see more than 5 wasps coming for me, I’m already long gone from this mortal realm.
Take out my blowtorch and go to war.
For some reason, wasp stings don’t hurt me, so I’d be more in fear of the horde flying toward me than the stingers themselves. 1000 wasps sounds terrifying.
Start covering as much skin as humanly possible and hope I can survive until someone gets them to go away
run into the nearest building or jump into water. whatever’s most accessible in the moment
Run
Die
Tennis racket
run for my damn life
Die from the first wasp probably. Seriously allergic.
Initiating self-destruct sequence in 3….2….1.
Whip out the fabreez and maches I alwkeep handy
run.
Steal Misty’s bike ’cause I gotta get Pikachu to the Pokécenter.
If I’m with someone else at the time I’d kick them in the shin then run from the bees, the other person will probably hate me for it, but at least I won’t get stung, or by as many of them
I had a wasp nest in my back kitchen window when I was young. Never got stung.
Attempt to unlock any hidden power cause no one saving me
Fruit ninja