You are a billionaire for a day. What do you do? by QuestionGuy July 25, 2022, 10:01 am You are a billionaire for a day. What do you do? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMebillionairedayQuestion and Answer See more Previous article Whats the worst example of “research” someone has posted in an argument to disprove you? Next article The Drunk and a priest 23 Comments Leave a Reply Sleep in. Have some cereal. Take a shower. Call my Mom and tell her I’m a billionaire. She’ll hang up, call my sister and cry. “How did he turn out like this?” I’ll go down to the Billionaire’s Country Club and ask for a big padded chair. I’ll get a snifter of brandy and a cigar, maybe buy a Senator for waaaay too little money. I’ll pick up the Financial section and pretend to understand it. I’ll set it back down. “You don’t lose if you don’t sell.” That’s what I’ll say to the geezer next to me. He’ll nod in agreement. After that I’ll had over to the Taco Wagon for a chimichanga, set up a foundation and by 9pm donate all of it to something doing good. I don’t need all of that. Log in to Reply Ask my bank what the fuck happened to my account. Log in to Reply i’d spend as much money on charity as i can Log in to Reply Fix that fuckin’ pothole at the end of my block Log in to Reply buy gibraltar Log in to Reply The checks and balances make sure I don’t fuck things up Log in to Reply Transfer $5 million into my savings account Log in to Reply Invest all the money so that I can be a billionaire for longer Log in to Reply Spend everything on very expensive things… then after the day is over I sell everything so I can have all the money back. Now I’m billionaire for the rest of my life and not just for one day Log in to Reply Pay off my debt and the debt of everyone I know or can think of and then basically do nothing on purpose the rest of my life. Log in to Reply Pay off debts and then bless as many people as I can. Log in to Reply Buy Point Roberts Washington Log in to Reply Spend all the money at the end of the day. Log in to Reply One day? Fuck idk I don’t think you can even move money of that magnitude around in a day. It’s all in assets that aren’t liquid on those time scales. But assuming that’s not an issue? I’m going to my high school graduating class and wiping all their debts. Then I’m working backwards to anyone who overlapped with me while I was in high school and doing them as well. I’m getting my friends and family taken care of too. Then I’m putting the rest into an impact investing firm and telling them to operate at a loss in order to fund as many entrepreneurs from my home town as possible; room for error is important when trying to start businesses and I can provide it. Log in to Reply You can’t spend a billion $ in a day. Maybe I’d buy a few houses; but mostly I would spent every minute donating every last penny to charity. Log in to Reply Bunch of hookers and cocaine Log in to Reply Put it in my brokerage account and go to bed early. Conservatively 80K a day to live on after taxes and never touching the principle….forever. Log in to Reply Just buy 2 decent houses for me and my parents and then maybe bribe senators to pass a bill to destroy the troubled teen industry. Log in to Reply Burn it but before that buy bleach vinegar gasoline and Styrofoam aswell as some soviet cold war shit Log in to Reply Move as much money around as possible to have access to it later. Log in to Reply Be on the cover of Forbes magazine, smiling next to Oprah and the queen Log in to Reply Book a shit tonne of trips and pay them off instantly. Then when I return to regular life, I’ll have them paid and some adventures to look forward to. Log in to Reply Give ten million to each family member, 20 to our war veterans, pay off my debts, refurbish my home, new furniture and such. Get a friend for my cat possibly and… after that do spontaneous silly stuff. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.