You are offered a $2.7 million mansion up in denver colorado with a gorgeous view, a pool, and plenty of bedrooms, The only catch is you have to share it with all of your roommates that you have been with, Why or why not would you take the offer?

You are offered a $2.7 million mansion up in denver colorado with a gorgeous view, a pool, and plenty of bedrooms, The only catch is you have to share it with all of your roommates that you have been with, Why or why not would you take the offer?

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  1. One of my former roommates died about a decade ago — where would his body be? Like is it buried in the back yard, or is it sitting on the couch?

  2. Because I lived in Colorado for a long time and I’m pretty done with the place. Can we do, like, upstate New York or something instead?

  3. i would not take it. one of my former roommates is a compulsive liar and a thief. what’s the point of living in a mansion if all of your shit gets stolen?

  4. Haha, I’ve never had roommates, just my husband. And I guarantee I would take that in a heartbeat. We’ve been wanting to get out of Texas for years.

  5. This is making me realize how many roommates I’ve had. Even if I sold it immediately and pocketed the cash, we’re only talking like less than $200,000 a person.

    Although I might collude with the ones I’m actually still friends with to cut out the randos

  6. Fuck no. All those unemployed guys who fucked up every day off ive had for years and every meal ive cooked by just lingering about and annoying me. Fuck that. Time is more important than a house.

  7. Nope; fuck that pill-head that smeared his boogers on the wall, leaving them for me to clean-up, while taking my food and beers (yeah, he left change for the beer, but I was still expecting to have so many when I got home from work so I wouldn’t have to stop/go out).

    You still owe me a months worth of utilities, Woody.

    Also, I guess he never bought any toilet paper, because when I cleaned the half-bath in his room, I found one of my socks in the terlet.

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