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A disease where you constantly feel like you are about to sneeze but nothing happens
Mosquitoasis. Makes every mosquito in a 20 meter radius try to land on your face.
Sensitivity in the genital tract that causes itching
Allergies! We should invent allergies.
Every time you cut your hair, it grows back twice as fast as last time.
Wet Butt …. they have stinky, moist buttcheeks. They feel the wetness everytime they move and there is a smell. Kind of like a damp movie theater in the summer.
Sweating but only when cold
taste buds develop in your arsehole. enjoy
You feel like you have something in your eye, right in the middle so every time you close or open your eyelids, you feel it.
> “[Charles Osborne (USA, 1894-1991) started hiccoughing in 1922 while attempting to weigh a hog before slaughtering it. He was unable to find a cure, but led a normal life in which he had two wives and fathered eight children. He continued until a morning in February 1990.](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/67619-longest-attack-of-hiccups)
A new std that causes purple spots to appear on your skin, starting from your anus and spreading out.
Advanced cases have completely purple skin.
Boners at funerals
You can only ever walk backwards.
Intermittent swollen tongue syndrome
Tickling in feet.
Make them typpo the typpo. The hippo, no … fuck…
5 minutes after going to the toilet they feel the need to go again but only a small amount comes out.
They hear a mosquito flying near their ears randomly throughout the day and night. Random ear. Never getting used to it.
Everything you say comes off as extremely sarcastic
A disease that makes your butthole itch as soon as your stress/anxiety levels rise
Wet Foot, one foot always soaks after you’ve put on shoes.
It causes an itch on your back that you can never reach.
At random intervals a blink will take two seconds instead of being near-instantaneous.