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You find yourself transported to 1 million years ago and you encounter a cute Australopithecus girl, who you can tell is definitely DTF. Do you reciprocate? Why or why not?
You find yourself transported to 1 million years ago and you encounter a cute Australopithecus girl, who you can tell is definitely DTF. Do you reciprocate? Why or why not?
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I would because I love Lucy
Nah. Talk about fucking up the evolutionary chain.
I think the better question is how hard would I be willing to fight back if she decided that was what was going to happen
And that, kids, is how I met your (great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand)mother.
I’m doing the nasty in the pasty. Also, I’ve been snipped so there’s no way I’d be my own 561st great grandfather.
I only bang humans, so no.
The *Homo* genus emerged around 3 mya so I think you could do better. Well this is reddit, so maybe not.
Sure, why not?
Sorry, I draw the line at Neanderthals and Denisovans.
In the words of Fry,
I did the nasty in the pasty
It ain’t cheating if it’s a different epoch!