You have 30 minutes to hide a stack of papers somewhere in your house before the FBI shows up with a search warrant, where do you hide it?

You have 30 minutes to hide a stack of papers somewhere in your house before the FBI shows up with a search warrant, where do you hide it?

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  1. I’d run out into the desert behind my house (like 2 minute walk to this area) and put the papers under one of the big broken concrete slabs out there. I can just shake the sand off the papers afterward, and if for some reason they look out there, it’s not on my property so they can’t prove it’s mine

  2. I take down my living room ceiling fan, remove the rework box, slide the papers into the ceiling, put the rework box back up, reinstall the ceiling fan, and go sit in the backyard until they finish their search.

  3. in the sheets of one of my college age girls, no one would get closer than a cursory look…it’s bad mostly and yes I hang my head in shame, but for numbers 4 & 5 I just don’t have the strength to care…

  4. The bathroom, right? I would put it inside one of those plastic paper towel packaging with the paper towels, inside the rolls if there were few enough pages. Maybe under the tray in the bathroom drawer for toothpaste and whatnot. I just feel like they wouldn’t be inclined to look over the bathroom as carefully? I could be totally wrong though.

  5. In the space behind my dishwasher. For years it’s a black hole that sucks up kitchen utensils. If the FBI wants to clean up ages of dust bunnies and cobwebs let em

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