You have 5 minutes to prepare before a guy breaks into your house with the intention to kill you. You can not exit your house. What is your strategy to survive?

You have 5 minutes to prepare before a guy breaks into your house with the intention to kill you. You can not exit your house. What is your strategy to survive?

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  1. Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

  2. 1. lock my dogs up because i don’t want them to see this
    2. get fully naked and cover myself with olive oil
    3. place a knife gently in my asshole, handle first of course
    4. turn off all the lights
    5. when the assailant enters, i turn on only the light of the room we’re both in
    6. they are shocked, they may even laugh. they arent ready…
    7. i scream and run at them, again they do not feel threatened
    8. when i am within 2 feet i unsheathe my concealed blade and apply it to the assailants throat.

  3. I get the vacuum cleaner ready in a certain room, I turn it on as hes about to enter to create a distraction, then I jump out when he’s inspecting the noise and bonk the fucker on the head with the piece of 2 inch steel tube I keep as a weapon.

  4. My crossbow probably won’t stop him since I’ve only got target points, but it’ll sure slow him down and honestly, who expects a crossbow bolt to the gut? He’ll probably drop any weapon he’s holding as soon as the shot lands.

  5. Walking outside to my pickup truck which currently has my shotgun in it. I’ll walk back in, load up the buckshot, and camp in front of the door. As soon as he comes in, bye bye.

  6. Sit in my room with a loaded rifle and wait for him to open the door. The way my bedroom is set up I’ll see him before he has a chance to see me and you can’t outrun a bullet.

  7. There’s a loaded gun 2 feet away from me, a shot gun in the next room and two more in the next room from that. My husband’s works nights do I’m home by myself from 9:30 am until 11 pm 4-5 days a week. He also goes away for a weekend or week at time in the fall. We live next to a crappy crime ridden neighborhood.

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