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You have one minute with God after you die, what do you say. ?
You have one minute with God after you die, what do you say. ?
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Ok, Manatees, did you start with an elephant or a whale?
“WHAT. THE. FUCK. WAS. THAT”
:WHY WOULD YOU PUT ANYONE THROUGH THAT?!”
“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, FAM?”
Do you know the muffin man?
Ayo wtf is wrong with you man
***unbuckles belt***
BEND OVER, YOU CRINKLY FUCK…
I think I could get out about 112 apologies
Sorry man, wasn’t perfect, didn’t really try to be, just tried to be compassionate. Hope you understand.
“Why?” essentially, i’d be asking why people are allowed to suffer if there is an all knowing, omniscient being spearheading the universe. why are people allowed to commit acts of terror and hatred and bigotry in their name? why would you create us if we’re only here to suffer? i’m not really religious, i’m a deist at best, but these are some of the thoughts concerning theology that constantly plague my mind, and have led me to where i am with religion today, so i would love to have them answered.
“Don’t waste my time, fuck off.”
Can you teach me how to play Ace of Spades?
I would thank her/him/them/whoever for every single second I had while alive.
Can I have my Mac & cheese plz
I’d think “wow, so I wasn’t just lucky that whole time…there really was a magical dude looking out for me” and then proceed to offer him my sincerest thanks.
Sorry I wasted my potential on trolling nerds. C’est la vie
What happened to JonBennet?
Destroy the mosquitos
Is that it?
Not a damn thing.
“OH SHIT”
What am I high on to be seeing this nonsense?!?
What was the thought behind the platypus
So… What was up with all that?
But … but what about the lizards?
So about the holocaust…
Can we not do this and you can just zap me out of existence? I’m tired.
“What came first, the chicken or the egg?”
Listen mate, you kind of messed up, if your gonna try again I don’t wanna be a part of it, it’s not you it’s just, well why don’t you try the human thing for a while and get back to me, mm?
Nothing, I’m just gonna lock eye contact and not blink or look away for exactly 1 minute
“If were a guy who had one minute with God after you died, what would *you* ask?”
Do a better job you fuck.
Why only one minute?