You have to eat three of the last thing you touched, how fucked are you?
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Three phones? I could do it, but it wouldn’t be fun.
My dick (just had a piss) I could eat 3 of those a very small snack would be nice.
Mmmmh delicious logitech mouse
I was doing cooking so olives and tomatoes… But then the cat came for strokes….
Does cat go with olives?
I’m not sure how toxic the plastic in my cup is, so I don’t know
Both my eyes and my baby… 🤔
Lip balm, keyboard, foot cream. Well, no keyboard for sure. That will be somewhat near impossible. I think I’m gonna go with the lip balm. It’s the smallest and I’m used to the taste on my lips.
Mouse, mask, ear lobe. All doable, but all suck.
Toothpaste toothbrush and my cat 😀
Key board, mouse and wine gummies. So moderately, I guess?
I just hugged my wife. I’m great.
A pen, table and my girlfriend
A door, A chair, and a laptop. Delicious
Well I’m constantly touching my clothes, (you didn’t say with your hands). So i guess I’ll get to choose since it’s more than 3 things. I guess I’ll choose both socks and my underwear. The least total fabric.
Dick, tap and toilet flush… Fine dining at its best.
A shopping trolley, my car key, and my steering wheel.
Medical mask, phone and my right forearm….ruh roh
Ceramic, adhesive and phone
My phone, my keys and my sanwitch. I think I’ll enjoy me a good sandwitch
Phone, glasses and a small pizza.. doable
my uncle, a cucumber and toothpaste
I have to to eat my dick 3 times?
Eh its bite-sized anyway…
Wooden spoon – no, I won‘t.
My phones case, the charging cable & my screen protector
1.lighter, 3 cigars and a plastic bottle. Could be worse
Plastic cup, my phone, and I’ll go look for the girl in my office and get back to you how that turns out.
My phone (obviously. I’m writing this on my phone right now),
My eye (I was scratching it, so I was touching it),
And I think one of my Xbox controllers (because I was playing Overcooked on it just now).
I think after the phone, I won’t even be able to survive long enough to start with my eye, which I’m actually grateful for that
Pillow, phone, pump for my wound (I’m at the hospital) yummy
My child, my childs car seat, my phone( I was holding all 3 at once)? Well….thats a well rounded meal I guess.
Just squeezed some zits so I’ll probably live
Everyone is fucked, because we’re all either eating a phone, computer or some electronic device
Let’s see..coffee mug, phone and the cat sleeping next to me.
Oh fuck. I just finished picked up dog shit. I did use toilet paper though, so I’m unsure of what I’m supposed to do here.
My dick, asscrack, and phone. Yum
Everyone is touching their phone rn though
Well, I touched my shorts, my keyboard, and my phone
I’m very fucked
I have to ask: can I eat around the cut-out hole and the stained area?
My phone my mouse and my keyboard. I’m fucked
My phone, toilet paper and my dick?
love heart sweets thank fuck
Bus, Mc Chicken, hoodie
Good news it’s pussy.
Bad news it’s a cat.
Oh hell nah I just peed 🙁