You have to ruin a kids birthday party as fast as possible what do you do?

You have to ruin a kids birthday party as fast as possible what do you do?

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  1. When the candles are burning and they’re all singing happy birthday, this is me.

    “Happy my ass, FOH”. Leave with the cake and some juice. I won’t say ‘fuck outta here’, can’t be swearing around kids ya know.

  2. Growing up there was a good portion of us who were terrified of the clown guy. It has to be the right clown though, like super cheerful but when you give him a break he smokes and spews profanities over the phone. So if the kid is easily scared by stranger, get a clown.

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