today 70 years ago tomorrow was going to be a daily ritual that was completed yearly every week the ritual included yesterday’s tomorrow’s seeds of the previous year’s the second next year which would be used in a very particular way which i will explain in my next video by the way tomorrow is the…

My favourite car was broken down by the side of the road. As I stood there, staring at my broken-down car, frustration boiled within me. But luckily I have the tools I need to fix it, in my mind and in my heart. My hands instinctively reached for the toolbox the trunk a trusty companion…

Cross: “Where’s the level 3 ohio rizzler?” Mia: “He got away.” Cross: “I need every single skibidi toilet after his gyatt” Cross’s Partner: “Every skibidi?” Cross; “EVERYONE!!!” *[BMW M3 GTR driving away from cops]* *[phone rings]* Cross; “Hey sigma male, thanks for helping us out, we’ve been able to rizz up every single blacklist racer…

As I was walking home from school, I was thinking about which loli hentai I was gonna fap to when, suddenly, I hear a crunch under my foot. Looking down, I see a dead bird that was probably hit by a car or something, but it was long dead because it already started decomposing, with…

Long story short… I was always an extremely horny person, pretty average to handsome guy but completely afraid of women. Had 2 girlfriends, love to have sex with them and fumbled the chance to have sex with like other 7 girls because psychological ED. After we broke up with my last girlfriend (5 year relationship),…

i really want to fuck the duolingo bird i was casually trying to learn some japanese when i realized how hot the duolingo bird was, the expressions that the bird could make were so astonishing it also made it sexier according to the internet the duolingo bird is 3.5cm tall, so most penises can outsize…