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You now own disney, what is the first thing you do?
You now own disney, what is the first thing you do?
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Release Star Wars Christmas Special on Disney Plus
Hand drawn animation
Close Disneyworld for a day and take my niece (and the rest of the family… I guess) there.
Make Ariel a white ginger in the live action remake. *grabs popcorn*
I’ve no ideas and just remake every classic they’ve produced. Ohh wait.
Go back to hand drawn animation
1. Bring back Oswald the Lucky Rabbit as part of the core Mickey Mouse crew.
2. Bring Kingdom Hearts to the Disney parks
3. Pull our licenses from all the video game companies and license them out to studios with good track records with stipulations that as long as they continue making high reviewing games, they can continue using the license
4. Revive ToonTown Online
Release a Jar Jar Binks movie trilogy
Sell it
Kill the mouse
Bring back Club Penguin
Order the next star wars trilogy based on resurrecting Kylo. Third film have it turn out palpatine been pulling the strings the entire time. He survived because at the last few seconds of his life he actually uploaded his consciousness to a computer. Hes now intent on taking over the galaxy via uploading and duplicating himself to every piece of electronical gear
Along side all of this, I’d have prebought a safe house in secret and loaded it up with supplies and pop corn to watch the rage unfold
Pull him out of the cryopod
Ban those stupid collectible popcorn bucket people wait 10 hours for from the park.
Make a sandwich
rule 34 all the princesses in live action porn.
Start paying my workers a living wage. I’d have more than enough assets to live a comfortable, luxurious life regardless.
Make it more kvlt
Invest more in marvel, specifically the X-Men
Buy DC comics so I can expand the multiverse
Make George Lucas rerelease the original Star Wars films without all that bullshit CGI he added later
Sell
Bring back the Alien Encounter ride at Walt Disney World.
Use all that money and power to lobby to swap copyright back to lasting 20 years after publication, renewable once. Then break up the company because monopolies are bad.
Erase new Star Wars canon and bring old one
Press release saying that Rey Skywalker is the most powerful jedi ever
Make R rated movies
Delete all the new star wars movies from everywhere (everything but the OG 6 and I guess solo and rouge one can stay cus they’re actually good) and ban all remakes so people actually have to be creative again and make good movies instead of half baked copies of old classics.
Oh yea and of course the mandolorian stays.