You own a velociraptor who gets excited to greet you like dogs every time they see you come home. What do you do?

You own a velociraptor who gets excited to greet you like dogs every time they see you come home. What do you do?

What do you think?

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  1. Well it would be living outdoors in a special enclosure so I’d be glad it’s excited to see me.

    But I wouldn’t encourage that, this is non-domesticated predator, I don’t want to create more excitement than necessary.

  2. I mean if I can Pratt my way through this, I’m gonna have my best buddy Blue trained well and we are homies who play and roll around in the yard.

    Sure I lose some blood and soft tissue here and there, but no big deal.

  3. Well if it’s not declawed, I die in a massive pool of* blood on the ground by the front door from numerous unintentionally fatal wounds.

  4. As long as it’s careful with it’s claws and only licks me instead of biting, I would probably think it’s fucking awesome and play with him.

  5. Get armor for legs for when the lil guys jumps around me all excited. My dog already tears me up with his paws, imagine daggers attached to them.

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