You suddenly wake up a Billionaire. What do you do? by QuestionGuy July 8, 2022, 11:03 am You suddenly wake up a Billionaire. What do you do? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMebillionaireQuestion and Answersuddenlywake See more Previous article TIL The Yamnaya steppe horse culture of the Black and Caspian sea regions was a major driver of migrations into western Europe about 4,500 years ago. This migratory surge is now regarded as the most likely source of the vast family of Indo-European languages, spoken by half the world today. Next article What are some strange laws in your state? 28 Comments Leave a Reply Apologize for waking him Log in to Reply I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. Log in to Reply Retire Buy a house Travel the world Help out friends and family Contribute to worthy charities Log in to Reply Hit the snooze button. Log in to Reply Do what I usually do but with a smile on my face. Log in to Reply Pay back parents and get new fitted clothes. Set up a fund for kids, grandkids and great grandkids for college. Save up all the money I’d want to ever have and spend. Rest of my time after that (which I assume might take a week or so) I’d have no job so prolly do what I do every weekend and do service (habitat for humanity, spending time at the local charity thrift shop, canned food drives etc.) Otherwise, take time to go through college (engineering/management/law) and go out to bars meeting chicks every so often. A lot of extra will go to philanthropy or saved for people who would otherwise not be able to afford shit they need. Not all though, I’m not perfect, I’d use money I have (responsibly). Log in to Reply Pay off my debt. Log in to Reply nothing for 2 months since I rarely check my bank account Log in to Reply Masturbate. Log in to Reply Just copy Elon Musk. Everyone loves him. Especially on this site Log in to Reply Buy my birth house. Log in to Reply all my friends and families bills and debt…. gone Log in to Reply Save enough to live out the rest of my life comfortably, then contribute the rest to end world hunger and make sustainable housing. Log in to Reply Hide my money off shore, hire a seedy attorney, find a trustworthy financial manager. Log in to Reply Spend 990 mio for charity and keep the rest. Log in to Reply Find a few really good lawyers and financial advisors to keep me on the straight and narrow. I would make so many mistakes so fast. The first mistake will be choosing a lawyer who gets me into legal problems, and a financial advisor who robs me blind. Log in to Reply Two chicks at the same time. Log in to Reply Not tell anyone. Quietly pay off my parents’ debt, give them some money to live off of so they can travel, give some to my sisters, pay off my college, give some to my closest friends and extended family, and not say a thing. If anybody asks, we saved money Log in to Reply End world hunger and get homes for the unhoused (easier said than done with climate change and wars, etc). But since I’m in the US, I’d revamp all the public school buildings with proper HVAC and A/V and provide breakfast and lunch for ALL kids at NO cost to them. If there’s anything leftover, I would put the rest in a trust to provide funding for free mental health and family counseling for all school-ages kids and their families. Log in to Reply Go on a holiday Log in to Reply Reform an emerging African nation like Kenya and place it on the world stage earning a trillion in the process and repeat across Africa. Resulting in a developed Africa, and me becoming the first quadrillionaire. Then probably tackle human mortality with it. Log in to Reply Say that I’m sorry I woke them, and that there’s coffee on in the kitchen. Log in to Reply Ask her if she wants breakfast. Log in to Reply Make myself a flat white just like I do every morning Log in to Reply tricky: I can’t eat myself Log in to Reply Nothing, unless somebody told me. Log in to Reply stop worrying about bills and rent and shit Log in to Reply Go fishing. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.