Your best friend has a gun pulled on you and your evil identical clone. How do you convince them that you’re the real you?

Your best friend has a gun pulled on you and your evil identical clone. How do you convince them that you’re the real you?

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  1. “I put the mustard in your bed sheets that one time!”

    Only my best friend Church would know the real me would do something like that!

    Nobody else would!

  2. Unleash torrent of insults and mock his masculinity. He will know it’s definitely me and put me out of my misery for having to watch his sissy spaghetti hands flail with a gun….bam

  3. My best friend once asked me why I don’t shave up my entire leg when we were teenagers. I just ignored her question because it embarrassed me that she noticed. She asked a couple more times but I continued to ignore her and changed the subject.

    I would just tell her, “I wasn’t shaving my entire leg because I didn’t think anyone would notice I didn’t shave my thighs and I didn’t feel like doing the whole thing!”

  4. I would show him my custom-order pocket knife. No other knife in the collection is quite like mine, including a small chip in the handle and a specific Bible verse engraved on its blade. Then I would tell him where I saw that verse written that changed my life forever. Then I would repeat a key phrase from one of his existential crises he had while hanging out. He would understand that one, and know that no clone would ever have that information

  5. We met on a school bus in 1999 reading the same book. 1.) Name the title and author of the book, and 2.) How many chapters was I behind you?

  6. Not my best friend but my brother. I can’t recall what we were talking about, but somehow it came up that I can wink by closing my right eye, but I cannot for the life of me do the same with my left eye. He joked that if he were ever in the situation you described, he’d just ask me and the evil clone to wink with each eye.

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