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Your best friend has a gun pulled on you and your evil identical clone. How do you convince them that you’re the real you?
Your best friend has a gun pulled on you and your evil identical clone. How do you convince them that you’re the real you?
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Fuck it, shoot me. Won’t have to keep paying student loans.
“I know we made up a code word for this one time but I forgot it”
“Just shoot us both but me first”
I’m almost certainly the evil one.
“I NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT POKEMON!”
“I put the mustard in your bed sheets that one time!”
Only my best friend Church would know the real me would do something like that!
Nobody else would!
“I bet you have shitty aim even from that distance”
“Bro, you only know how to use a gun with a mouse and keyboard”
Tell them an in-joke we both know.
“we met when you randomly stabbed me in the leg with a pen”
Why?
I don’t. Me and evil clone can split our life between us equitably. He can have the goatee and my job, I will keep the family.
Sing one of our favorite songs , I sure hope that never happens
“My ancestors smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?”
I would say to him, shoot me on the arm so M(my SO) will take care of me
I… I told you I had a crush on you several times…
Just shrug and give ’em a shit-eating grin.
Unleash torrent of insults and mock his masculinity. He will know it’s definitely me and put me out of my misery for having to watch his sissy spaghetti hands flail with a gun….bam
clone wouldn’t know a god damn thing about him i’d just mention a childhood memory only we shared
My best friend once asked me why I don’t shave up my entire leg when we were teenagers. I just ignored her question because it embarrassed me that she noticed. She asked a couple more times but I continued to ignore her and changed the subject.
I would just tell her, “I wasn’t shaving my entire leg because I didn’t think anyone would notice I didn’t shave my thighs and I didn’t feel like doing the whole thing!”
My best friend doesn’t even have hands so I’m probably safe.
Lay on the ground and go to sleep. Evil twin gives a fuck while I do not.
I say “youuuu fight for your kingship” like the Persian guy in 300. He’ll get it
I would show him my custom-order pocket knife. No other knife in the collection is quite like mine, including a small chip in the handle and a specific Bible verse engraved on its blade. Then I would tell him where I saw that verse written that changed my life forever. Then I would repeat a key phrase from one of his existential crises he had while hanging out. He would understand that one, and know that no clone would ever have that information
Eye color.
In my dreams I’ve seen another version of me, cargo shorts wearing short hair having ass blue eyed bitch.
Tell him something he told me and probably no one else yet that day
Tell them to just shoot me. Either they know I’m the real one or I die. It’s a win win.
We met on a school bus in 1999 reading the same book. 1.) Name the title and author of the book, and 2.) How many chapters was I behind you?
What would you do for this Klondike bar? Would you shoot your best friend for this Klondike bar?
Not my best friend but my brother. I can’t recall what we were talking about, but somehow it came up that I can wink by closing my right eye, but I cannot for the life of me do the same with my left eye. He joked that if he were ever in the situation you described, he’d just ask me and the evil clone to wink with each eye.
“shoot me, do it. no balls”
Scream, “I SWEAR IT’S ME!”