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You’re being held at gunpoint. You just knocked the gun out of the person’s hand, and now the tables have turned. What’s the first thing you say?
You’re being held at gunpoint. You just knocked the gun out of the person’s hand, and now the tables have turned. What’s the first thing you say?
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looks like the turn tables
Oh sorry bro you dropped this
*hands it back to him*
Nothing, while I’m distracted trying to think of a badass one liner the guy picks the gun back up and turns the tables back.
Yippie Kai Ay, motherfucker.
now stay still im really bad at shooting…
Yousa in big doodoo dis time
“You feeling lucky, punk?”
See , this is all wrong. Just shoot the cunt and move on. Otherwise all of a sudden you talk, then there is a back story, probably a love interest gone wrong. Kids , a parent or 2 that are sick and or crippled, probably an ex military brother with a problem and a best friend looking out for you. 13 episodes later the next series is announced and you are fucked for the next couple of years having to appear on talking head shows worldwide. Just shoot the cunt and we can all be home before the evening news starts.
Grab the gun and shout “Aha! Now the hand is on the other foot, I shall kill you til your dead!”
Alright alright alrigghhtt
Oh how the turn tables
“Surprise motherfucker!”
In a terrible Cuban accent “Say hello to my little fren you cock-a-roach”
“Just a sec my man. OK Google, how do I use a gun? I think its a pistol but I have no idea. What’s a safety? My dude, stay there! I told you ‘just a sec!’ Ok Google, where do I aim? Whats the best place on the body to incapacitate this bad guy without killing him? Was I supposed to get my fingerprints all over this? Hey man, where are you going?! Well, I guess he’s gone. Ok Google, am I allowed to throw guns in the trash?”
I play reverse card
It was self-defense, officer.
I’m gonna do what you should’ve did 10 minutes ago.
*shoots myself*
“If you make any sudden movements, I’m pulling this trigger.”
How do I use this?
Cortana, this guy needs a weapon
How the turns have tabled.
“Holy shit, I can’t believe that worked!”
It’s morbin time!
I’d start crying
Pew pew
Hasta la vista , baby
ORA ORA ORA
call an ambulance call an ambulance
but not for me
It ain’t gonna suck itself
Now, gimme all *your* money.
Nothing.
When you gotta shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.
Prepare your anus
*Spits on fist*
I don’t say anything, just grab a phone and call the cops. They get up, I shoot the foot. No phone? Back away as to get out.
Can you please pass the butter?
Ha
i dont say anything and kill the guy
SSSTOP that.
Nothing. Just shoot him and quietly walk away without looking back.
Oh how the tables have turned.
WuTang 4 life.
“Ope, sorry”
That’s the way the cookie crumbles!
Aha, Meester Bandito, now Speedy haz de gun.
I don’t say, I just shoot
Oh you almost had it. Gotta be quicker than that
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Because you ain’t getting any eggs…
Empty your pockets and run away. Fast. In ten seconds things are going to get bad if you’re still here.