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You’re offered $10,000, but to get it you have to start a fight at Thanksgiving dinner without bringing up politics or religion. What’s your game plan?
You’re offered $10,000, but to get it you have to start a fight at Thanksgiving dinner without bringing up politics or religion. What’s your game plan?
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Bring my wife to dinner
Edit : My wife and my immediate family do not get along.
I would mention that I’m vegan because I don’t think animals should be murdered. Everyone hates vegans, it will definitely cause a huge fight hehe
Accuse my uncle of having a secret love child
Calling my uncle a cousin fucker.
Hey Aunt Jo are you sleeping with Aunt Mary’s wife or just Uncle Alan’s wife this time?
I’d just not agree with my mother on something small. Heck I wouldn’t even have to say anything. Just be silent at the wrong time.
Technically, vaccines are neither.
I loudly say that Dad will get Grandma’s house when she dies.
“I’m getting a vasectomy.”
Ross and Rachel where not on a break
Being up gender
“die hard is a christmas movie”
I quit my job
I’m not American, but I imagine Christmas dinner would go so far as “So, Fiona, what do you think?”
Technically, the family rapist is still undercover
Tell my anti-vaxer sister she’s getting a divorce because she doesn’t believe in science
My thanksgiving dinner is me by myself so I guess I’ll fight myself about whatever I want.
Sibling squabble
Bring my nans husabad to my boyfriend’s family for dinner . Anybody especially us woman share an opinion my nans husbad won’t like it and my boyfriend’s family won’t stand for his bs.
I’d tell my family I forgot to bring the mashed potatoes.
Punch my grandpa
“Auntie, you should get back together with *placeholder name for 2nd husband*.”
Her 2nd husband drunkenly beat her once, severely, and she hasn’t been in contact with him since. That was like 20 or so years ago.
The football game is being recorded but we’re not watching it until the dishes are done and the kitchen is clean.
Talk the whole time about how Thanksgiving is a bullshit holiday that is used to justify murdering Native Americans. My family didn’t enjoy me bringing this up…
I’d square up on the baddest motherfucker at the table, pump that jab out and hope that nobody has a grudge to settle.
“You’re raising your kids wrong.”
Just have to defend my dad to my mom.
Tell my dad that he should have waited a year then he would have gotten the TRX
People who choose to have kids or ‘breeders’ are destroying the planet.
Tell them I’m pregnant (not actually cuz I’m 17)
I’d ask my cousin if he wanted to make $5,000. When he said yes, I’d punch him in the face and then hand it to him.
Bring up psychics. My grandparents are really gullible.
Bring up the missing family friend who is trans.
Ask the pregnant sitter in law, if the grandmother is gonna raise the new kid like she did the last kid.
Decline.
“nan, i’m not straight”
Bring up flaws on everyone and watch it spark
Ask when we’re ordering the pizza after complaining how bland the food is.
i call my sister fat.
This turkey tastes like tofu.
Talk down the food and I hope you live long enough to spend it
Shout out and say who wants to start a fight and go from there
Start insulting the food.
“Hey cousin, want to fight?”
“Sure.”
Profit
Make fun of people with dead loved ones
Tell my family, “Trump made the world a better place you ungrateful heathens. All hail trump.” Then get the hell out of there…