You’re stricken with an unidentified illness. You get to pick which hospital you’re treated at, but the only hospitals available are hospitals from medical drama TV shows where you will be treated by the main characters. Which hospital do you choose and why?

You’re stricken with an unidentified illness. You get to pick which hospital you’re treated at, but the only hospitals available are hospitals from medical drama TV shows where you will be treated by the main characters. Which hospital do you choose and why?

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  1. I wanna be treated by Dr. Mario. Sure he’s deep in big Pharm’s pocket, but at least I can get a bunch of pills out of that chubby bitch.

  2. Can you pick a Season?

    Most shows, Season 1 is the sexy season. Female characters wear a lot less, cases are complex and exciting, but you might be the patient that dies for the shocker ending to prove Dr. Heero Protagonist isn’t always right, godsdamnit!

    You want to aim for a mid series filler episode, where they have you drink a printer ink cartridge, and the background drama is a legal thriller justifying WHY Dr. Protagonist billed the ink to the hospital instead of the patient.

    It will result in the legal show crossover, and you won’t even be called as a witness.

    Dr. Protagonist will reveal that DOCTOR RIVAL was responsible for your unidentified illness, and thus the hospital is liable, and HE will be billed for the treatment in full.

    And then you fuck off back to your boring life, and the show rolls on. If you’re cute, your picture will go up on Dr. Protagonist’s hero wall, which he stares at to remind himself why he does what he does.

  3. Is this even a question? Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital with Dr. Gregory House. Depending on the season, they might even diagnose me before any severe symptoms start up.

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