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You’re stricken with an unidentified illness. You get to pick which hospital you’re treated at, but the only hospitals available are hospitals from medical drama TV shows where you will be treated by the main characters. Which hospital do you choose and why?
You’re stricken with an unidentified illness. You get to pick which hospital you’re treated at, but the only hospitals available are hospitals from medical drama TV shows where you will be treated by the main characters. Which hospital do you choose and why?
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Whatever hospital Greg house is in
The one House works at and I’d wanna be treated by him
No explanation necessary
Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital
House might be an arse but gets the right result and often fails to charge anything for 100’s of tests.
I wanna be treated by Dr. Mario. Sure he’s deep in big Pharm’s pocket, but at least I can get a bunch of pills out of that chubby bitch.
Princeton Plainsboro, Dr House and his crew
Definitely not the days of our lives hospital
Scrubs sooo fuckin hard!!!
Wherever Dr Shaun Murphy works? I want to be treated by him.
Sacred Heart.
At least I’ll have a good time dying.
4077th MASH
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Does M.A.S.H. count? They have a 98% survival rate in a war zone, plus I wanna smoke a cigar with Colonel Potter
The hospital from Grey’s Anatomy. If I’m that sick, I’d like to be treated in a place where every guy could be on the People cover.
Scrubs. They usually get it right, and I’d have a laugh too. Dr House is a bit of dick.
Scrubs : It’s Porn
The one with Dr. House. I know I’d always go home with a proper diagnosis unlike real hospitals.
Fuck it, I’m being sent to Korea if it means the guys from M*A*S*H can do something about it
New Amsterdam!! Bloody amazing. Every episode ends with the cancer stricken chief saving the day.
St. Eligius hospital. aka St. Elsewhere.
Can you pick a Season?
Most shows, Season 1 is the sexy season. Female characters wear a lot less, cases are complex and exciting, but you might be the patient that dies for the shocker ending to prove Dr. Heero Protagonist isn’t always right, godsdamnit!
You want to aim for a mid series filler episode, where they have you drink a printer ink cartridge, and the background drama is a legal thriller justifying WHY Dr. Protagonist billed the ink to the hospital instead of the patient.
It will result in the legal show crossover, and you won’t even be called as a witness.
Dr. Protagonist will reveal that DOCTOR RIVAL was responsible for your unidentified illness, and thus the hospital is liable, and HE will be billed for the treatment in full.
And then you fuck off back to your boring life, and the show rolls on. If you’re cute, your picture will go up on Dr. Protagonist’s hero wall, which he stares at to remind himself why he does what he does.
only valid answer: 4077th M*A*S*H
Doctor mike from youtube a house
Attaway General
The one from “Let the blood run free”
Princeton-Plainsboro because Dr. House can cure anything.
Probably Sacred Heart. I hear Elliot Reed has a slammin’ tushie
Dr House obviously. But the 4077 would be hilarious.
Can I pick non med drama shows? I want that one hospital from 24
Rampart General Hospital from the show ” Emergency. ”
Paging Nurse McCall
( KMG365… )
Is this even a question? Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital with Dr. Gregory House. Depending on the season, they might even diagnose me before any severe symptoms start up.
House. That’s where I’d want to be treated.
Sacred Heart – Why not? Sure JD would screw around but Dr. Cox would set things straight before too long. Most likely.
I’m not going to Seattle Grace.
Hogwarts hospital