You’ve just won the lotto, what’s the first thing you’re doing? by QuestionGuy August 8, 2022, 5:21 pm You’ve just won the lotto, what’s the first thing you’re doing? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMelottoQuestion and AnswerWhatswonyoureyouve See more Previous article TIL That Apple had a videogame console called the “Apple Pippin” Next article A guy told me he could throw a stick a mile and his dog would run out and bring the stick back 37 Comments Leave a Reply Celebrating!!! Log in to Reply Follow the step by step guide for that reddit thread about winning the lotto Log in to Reply Going to the bank and putting the money in a private trust. I don’t need my family coming out of the woodwork and asking me for money. Log in to Reply Putting it in the bank , then take my kids out for ice cream Log in to Reply wardrobe revamp Log in to Reply Quit job Log in to Reply Pay past due bills, go out to eat Log in to Reply Pay off my home and buy another one. Log in to Reply Finding a financial oriented lawyer Log in to Reply Since I don’t have any debts (yet). I’d give my parents enough to where they could retire if they want to. My sister can now study as much and as long as she wants. I’d get myself a normal but nice house, completely modernized, but not smart home level. I could get a new car, but my current one works perfectly fine so that is always an option for later on. Log in to Reply Getting about a third of the written prize thanks to taxes Log in to Reply Keeping it a secret Log in to Reply buying a car and a house, then planning a huge 3 month long trip for the following year. Log in to Reply Make sure that nobody knows about that, cause if somebody do, then you already have no friends and maybe even no family Log in to Reply Finding that old reddit thread about winning the lottery. Log in to Reply Turn the AC back on. Log in to Reply Quit my job, hire a lawyer, accountant, business manager, go to mexico for a while Log in to Reply Building a secluded mansion in the mountains. Log in to Reply cutting off all contact with my family and friends Log in to Reply If it’s over 5 million, put it in the bank, quit my job and live off the interest. I’d buy a house and a new reliable car and just live. I’d probably spend some time traveling to places I want to go and visit friends that live in other parts of the country. If it’s under 5 million, I’d put it in the bank and keep working and not touch it until it’s to the point where I could live off the interest, then do those other things. Log in to Reply Showing up at my enemy’s house/job with a briefcase of money and giving them the dx crotch chop Log in to Reply * Quitting * Taking a nap Log in to Reply Pay off any debt we have, put a little aside and then give the rest away to charities Log in to Reply Congratulations! You just won millions of dollars in the lottery! That’s great. [Now you’re fucked](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vzgl/you_just_won_a_656_million_dollar_lottery_what_do/chba4bf/?context=3). Log in to Reply Give money to relative, give money to people.in need, invest all the rest in proprieties i buy and a very small part for personal enjoyment Log in to Reply Hunting down my first car and getting her back Was a 70s muscle car, had her for 22 years, still hurts I had to let her go Log in to Reply Start pissing on a random sleeping homeless person then giving them cash Log in to Reply Paying bills, quitting my job, erasing all social my social media, going on a trip, buying a house. Log in to Reply Lmao Log in to Reply OP’s mom, ofc. Log in to Reply Hire a lawyer Log in to Reply Putting it in the bank Log in to Reply Calling a lawyer. Unless it’s on the scale of $1 million – then I’ll just be depositing it in the bank. Log in to Reply Punching myself in the face really hard to make sure it’s not a dream Log in to Reply Giving money to my family, then buying a new and comfy bed then sleeping. Log in to Reply Remember that time you said you don’t know how to thank me, yeah, I think you have a way now Log in to Reply Take a nap Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.