Stank is an adjective

Stank is an adjective that designates the emitter of either a stink or a stench. A stench is one magnitude more offensive than a stink. For example a stink: dog breath, and a stench: deep fajita fart. Stenches also tend to linger longer than stinks, like if you return to your car after shopping and it still smells of the fart you did earlier. With few exceptions, stenches are almost always emitted by human hygienic negligence or malfeasance whereas stinks are usually natural decomposition processes. The Chinese food that hits you like a shovel when you open the fridge door is technically a stink. If you leave it in there long enough and at one point need to open all the windows in the house, then it has traversed the boundary into a stench. So in summary something (or someone) that is *stank* is emitting either a stink or a stench depending on the reason and intent. Note that squarely 2 levels below stench on the offensiveness scale is a *funk*. A funk is the larval stage of a stench; usually the first subtle indication of a lapse in hygiene. Since self-funks are commonly encountered, more often than othersโ€™ full blown stenches, funks found on loved ones can often be misconstrued as disgusting yet somehow delicious, and tolerated if not outright appreciated. An example of this is the oft cited allure of a personโ€™s funky armpit musk. Sitting in the offensiveness gap between a funk and a stench is *ripeness*. To be ripe is to carry more pungency than a funk but not yet produce the lingering qualities of a full blown stench. An example would be your coworker who eschews deodorant, or the guy down the hall who comes in every morning with laser breath because he survives on garlic bagels. In these cases proximity slaps you hard, with no allure of a funk but as long as they stay a few feet away they can be tolerated.

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  1. Stank ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ค is an adjective that designates ๐ŸŽฏ the emitter ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ“ซ of either โ†” a stink ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘… or a stench ๐Ÿคฎ. A stench ๐Ÿ”ถ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‰‘ is one ๐Ÿ˜ค magnitude ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”Ž more offensive ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ˆ than a stink ๐Ÿคข. For example ๐Ÿ’ช a stink ๐Ÿคข: dog ๐Ÿ• breath ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ถ, and a stench ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘…: deep ๐Ÿ˜ฑ fajita fart ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฉ. Stenches ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘… also ๐Ÿ‘จ tend ๐Ÿ” to linger ๐Ÿ”› longer ๐Ÿ† than stinks ๐Ÿคข, like ๐Ÿ‘ if you ๐Ÿ‘‰ return โ†ฉ to your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ car ๐Ÿš— after 2๏ธโƒฃ shopping ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ›’ and it still ๐Ÿ™„ smells ๐Ÿ‘ƒ of the fart ๐Ÿ’จ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ก did earlier ๐Ÿ•. With few exceptions ๐Ÿ˜ฎ, stenches ๐Ÿ”ถ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‰‘ are almost ๐Ÿ’ฆ always ๐Ÿ•” emitted by human ๐Ÿ‘ค hygienic ๐Ÿงผ negligence or malfeasance whereas ๐Ÿ˜‘ stinks ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ’ฉ are usually ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฅ natural ๐ŸŒฟ decomposition ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ processes ๐Ÿญ. The Chinese ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ food ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ“ that hits ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ’ฅ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘† like ๐Ÿ’– a shovel ๐Ÿ”ญ when ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’• you ๐Ÿ‘‰ open ๐Ÿ˜ƒ the fridge ๐Ÿฝ door ๐Ÿ”‘ is technically ๐Ÿ’ก a stink ๐Ÿคข. If you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ leave ๐Ÿƒ it in there long ๐Ÿ•š enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ and at one ๐Ÿ˜ค point ๐Ÿ“ need ๐Ÿ‘‰ to open ๐Ÿ‘ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ the windows ๐Ÿ”‘๐Ÿ–ผ in the house ๐Ÿ , then it has traversed ๐Ÿ“ท the boundary โ›“ into a stench โ†ช๐Ÿ’ฒ. So in summary ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆต something ๐Ÿ˜… (or someone ๐Ÿ‘ค) that is *stank ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ค* is emitting either ๐Ÿšซ a stink ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข or a stench ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘… depending ๐Ÿ”™ on ๐Ÿ”› the reason ๐ŸŒŸ and intent ๐Ÿ’ฐ. Note ๐Ÿ““ that squarely โฌ› 2 โœŒ๐Ÿป levels ๐ŸŽš below ๐Ÿ™† stench โ˜๐Ÿ˜ผ on ๐Ÿ”› the offensiveness ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ˆ scale โš– is a *funk ๐Ÿ˜œ*. A funk โ™จ is the larval stage ๐Ÿ‘„ of a stench ๐Ÿคฎ; usually ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Š the first ๐Ÿ‘† subtle ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š indication โ˜ of a lapse ๐Ÿ’จ in hygiene ๐Ÿ’ฆ. Since ๐Ÿ’ฆ self-funks are commonly ๐Ÿฉ encountered ๐Ÿฝ, more often ๐Ÿ’ฐ than othersโ€™ full ๐Ÿˆต blown ๐ŸŒฌ stenches ๐Ÿคฎ, funks ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”Ž on ๐Ÿ”› loved ๐Ÿ˜Šโค ones ๐Ÿ˜ค can often ๐Ÿ’ฐ be misconstrued as disgusting ๐Ÿคข yet ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘€ somehow ๐Ÿค” delicious ๐Ÿ˜, and tolerated โ˜ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘บ if not outright โž•๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ— appreciated ๐Ÿ˜ญ. An example ๐Ÿ”ฅ of this is the oft cited allure of a personโ€™s funky ๐ŸŽถ armpit ๐Ÿคข musk ๐Ÿ˜. Sitting ๐Ÿ’บ in the offensiveness ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ˆ gap ๐Ÿ†’๐Ÿ†— between ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ a funk ๐ŸŽถ and a stench ๐Ÿคฎ is *ripeness ๐Ÿ˜*. To be ripe ๐Ÿ˜ is to carry ๐Ÿ”› more pungency ๐ŸŒน than a funk ๐Ÿ˜ but ๐Ÿ‘ not yet ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘€ produce ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ›ค๐Ÿญ the lingering qualities ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ of a full ๐Ÿˆต blown ๐Ÿ’ฅ stench ๐Ÿคฎ. An example ๐Ÿ’ช would be your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ coworker ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ who eschews deodorant ๐Ÿ˜ฎ, or the guy ๐Ÿ‘จ down โฌ‡ the hall ๐Ÿซ who comes ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ in every ๐Ÿ’ฏ morning ๐ŸŒž with laser ๐Ÿšจ breath ๐Ÿ’จ because he ๐Ÿ‘จ survives ๐Ÿ™ on ๐Ÿ”› garlic ๐Ÿ—ฃ bagels ๐Ÿฅฏ. In these cases ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ˜‚ proximity slaps ๐Ÿ‘‹ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ hard ๐Ÿ†, with no ๐Ÿ˜ฃ allure of a funk ๐Ÿ˜ but ๐Ÿ‘ as long ๐Ÿ† as they stay ๐Ÿ’’ a few feet ๐Ÿ‘ฃ away ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ they can be tolerated ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ.

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