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Apparently there’s a concert that only costs 45 cents

by cringeyjokesman January 14, 2022, 5:52 am

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A man says to his wife ‘apparently the milkman has had sex with every woman but one on our street’

by cringeyjokesman January 9, 2022, 4:58 pm

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TIL of the Mechanical Turk, a hoax machine clad in a turban and Ottoman robes that could apparently play chess at a high level. In reality, a chess master was operating the contraption from within. Napoleon Bonaparte and Benjamin Franklin were among the players who were defeated by the Turk.

by whatilearned December 11, 2021, 1:17 pm

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TIL I learned that catfish can breathe partly through their butts — and maybe we can too. So can loaches (a type of freshwater fish) and orb-weaving spiders, and apparently also mice, rats, and pigs. (Bonus: So can some turtles.)

by whatilearned December 7, 2021, 4:14 am

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Me and my friend made a super long thing to send in modmail of some shitposting subs but apparently you can’t exceed 100 letters in modmail (1984)

by CopyPastaArchive November 23, 2021, 2:28 pm

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The young attractive couple next door apparently made a sex tape

by cringeyjokesman November 22, 2021, 9:28 am

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I thought I fixed my pants, but apparently the stitching fell out…

by cringeyjokesman November 21, 2021, 1:08 am

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Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.

by cringeyjokesman November 12, 2021, 6:03 am

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TIL Goosebumps’ original purpose was to scare off predators, apparently goosebumps were used to make our ancestors’ hair stand up to appear bigger and scare off potential predators

by whatilearned September 19, 2021, 4:28 pm

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Apparently, fashion was born in Morocco

by HistoryBuff September 18, 2021, 12:18 pm

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Apparently someone in London is stabbed every 58 seconds.

by cringeyjokesman September 14, 2021, 11:28 pm

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9/11 is also the anniversary of the 1973 coup d’état in Chile led by General Pinochet, who overthrew the democratically-elected President then executed thousands and interned and tortured tens of thousands for 17 years. The U.S. apparently condoned the coup and worked with Pinochet afterwards.

by HistoryBuff September 12, 2021, 2:38 pm

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