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I hate it when I’m out in public and everyone gives me judgemental looks, just because of the screaming toddler in my arms.

by cringeyjokesman August 13, 2022, 7:57 am

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My buddy sidled up next to me at the club and said, “Hate to be the one to break this to you, but I just saw some dude put his arms around your girl three times.” I laughed and told him I didn’t believe him because…

by cringeyjokesman July 27, 2022, 10:30 am

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TIL Gloria Williams, who pleaded guilty to posing as a hospital employee and abducting Kamiyah Mobley from her mother’s arms in the maternity ward, was sentenced to 18 years, which was the length of time Mobley was separated from her birth family.

by whatilearned July 25, 2022, 8:52 pm

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TIL octopuses don’t have tentacles, they have arms. Tentacles only have suction cups on the end, while octopus arms have them along the entire length.

by whatilearned July 22, 2022, 7:24 pm

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is floating in the ocean?

by cringeyjokesman July 7, 2022, 4:50 pm

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A man with no arms no legs and no torso goes to a bar on his 21st birthday

by cringeyjokesman July 3, 2022, 7:11 pm

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A man with no arms and no legs always had a dream of becoming a firefighter.

by cringeyjokesman July 3, 2022, 1:46 am

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My disabled friend wants to be a Band-Aid for Halloween but he’s got no arms…

by cringeyjokesman June 22, 2022, 4:02 am

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TIL of Adnan Khashoggi, a successful Saudi businessman who, among other business, would bring together US arms companies and the Saudi Government, and make a commission on deals. He became so rich he had a fleet of private jets and his lavish lifestyle cost $250,000 a day just to maintain.

by whatilearned June 16, 2022, 12:31 pm

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TIL McDonald’s character Grimace was originally introduced as “Evil Grimace”, who had four arms and would steal milkshakes.

by whatilearned June 4, 2022, 3:16 pm

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TIL As a boy, Neil Armstrong worked at the local pharmacy for 40 cents/ hour in order to pay for $9/hr flight lessons, taking him about 22 to 23 hours of work for each lesson. Teenage Neil also witnessed the crash of a young pilot, who died in Neil’s arms after he lifted him out of a cockpit

by whatilearned June 2, 2022, 10:55 pm

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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident.

by cringeyjokesman May 26, 2022, 7:42 pm

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