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The police said they’d arrest me if I kept telling bad jokes.

by cringeyjokesman May 1, 2022, 5:53 am

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When cops arrest a clinically insane person…

by cringeyjokesman April 13, 2022, 2:47 pm

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TIL of a new AI that predicts if and when someone will experience cardiac arrest with far greater accuracy than doctors

by whatilearned April 8, 2022, 4:49 pm

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TIL Kyle and Eric Menendez appeared on a Mark Jackson basketball card taken between the murder of their parents and their arrest.

by whatilearned March 3, 2022, 4:47 pm

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TIL About the ‘Black Book’ which was a Nazi document which listed almost 3000 British citizens marked for arrest and/or execution in the event of a successful German invasion. Among those listed was Violet Bonham Carter grandmother of actress Helena Bonham Carter.

by whatilearned February 20, 2022, 8:06 pm

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TIL that King Charles I triggered the 1st English civil war by trying to arrest 5 parlimentarians without the approval of the House of Commons. Charles accused them of turning the people against him but it was the attempted arrest that led to the king losing the support of the people in London.

by whatilearned February 17, 2022, 2:18 am

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So, having recently gone to a girl’s house for a first date, only to find out she’s under house arrest, one must ask, what are your terrible date stories? What happened?

by QuestionGuy January 26, 2022, 1:50 am

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Aliens come to earth and demand sex, but soon after other aliens come in and arrest them for molesting underage civilisations. How would you react?

by QuestionGuy January 21, 2022, 11:14 pm

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TIL of the Nuclear Boy Scout. At 17 years old, David Hahn attempted to build a nuclear reactor out of household items in his backyard. The contraption released 1000x the normal background radiation on 40,000 people, leading to his arrest.

by whatilearned January 21, 2022, 5:18 am

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The police knock on your door and tell you you’re under arrest for being too damn sexy. What do you do?

by QuestionGuy January 14, 2022, 10:55 pm

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Did you hear about the Devil’s arrest?

by cringeyjokesman December 8, 2021, 4:52 pm

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TIL Ivan VI became Emperor of Russia at only two months old. His reign was short-lived, as his cousin, Elizabeth overthrew him, and placed his family in prison. Ivan would go on to spend the rest of his life in prison before being executed. His siblings were than placed under permanent house arrest.

by whatilearned December 3, 2021, 10:47 pm

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