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TIL there are anonymous baby drop boxes where parents can surrender unwanted newborns without fear of prosecution.

by whatilearned May 28, 2023, 4:00 am

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TIL there was a popular cocktail in the Wild West called “Tarantula Juice” made from wood alcohol, rosin, tobacco oil, sulfuric acid, hydrogen cyanide, and strychnine. It had effects similar to meth and produced muscle spasms that felt like having dozens of baby tarantulas crawling on your skin

by whatilearned May 26, 2023, 3:33 pm

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For You Sugar Baby😍😍😍

by CopyPastaArchive May 25, 2023, 6:36 pm

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Whats The Deal with People Enjoying The Boss Baby?

by CopyPastaArchive May 25, 2023, 3:33 pm

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What baby name sounds cool but would make you an awful parent?

by QuestionGuy May 25, 2023, 2:55 pm

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imagine fingering a black pregnant women and the baby stole your ring.

by CopyPastaArchive May 25, 2023, 8:51 am

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Why are baby ants confused?

by cringeyjokesman May 22, 2023, 7:53 pm

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TIFU by peeing on my baby

by CopyPastaArchive May 21, 2023, 9:53 pm

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My partner wants to name the baby after Madghosts and now I’ve lost all respect for him.

by CopyPastaArchive May 21, 2023, 12:19 am

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[from r/offmychest] My partner wants to name the baby after Madghosts and now I’ve lost all respect for him.

by CopyPastaArchive May 20, 2023, 5:35 pm

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Q: Why are baby otters born furry?

by cringeyjokesman May 20, 2023, 3:11 pm

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My partner wants to name the baby after Madghosts and now I’ve lost all respect for him.

by CopyPastaArchive May 20, 2023, 12:46 pm

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