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The other night my wife and I were getting frisky, she bit her lip and whispered in my ear, “I’ve been naughty and need to be punished!”

by cringeyjokesman May 16, 2022, 5:13 pm

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what I would do if someone named charlie bit me

by CopyPastaArchive May 12, 2022, 1:58 am

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A little bit of trolling

by CopyPastaArchive May 11, 2022, 6:54 am

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Money’s a bit tight, so my wife said i’d have to stop buying beer…

by cringeyjokesman May 6, 2022, 8:34 pm

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I dated Amber Heard for a bit, but didn’t sleep with her

by cringeyjokesman May 6, 2022, 1:30 pm

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I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit?

by cringeyjokesman May 1, 2022, 2:08 pm

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What’s gets a lot of hate, but deserves every bit of it?

by QuestionGuy April 27, 2022, 4:13 pm

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So I marstubated a little bit too much…

by CopyPastaArchive April 24, 2022, 12:38 am

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TIL that the holes on the electrical prongs of plugs don’t actually serve any function – companies that make them save a bit of metal from each plug by creating these holes. People nowadays also expect to see these holes which is another reason companies continue to produce plug prongs with holes.

by whatilearned April 10, 2022, 11:29 pm

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A little bit early for him.

by CopyPastaArchive April 9, 2022, 4:47 am

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According to men, what is it that girls do that they think is attractive but that is not, not even the slightest bit?

by QuestionGuy April 5, 2022, 6:45 pm

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Out of the blue, my son asked me, “Dad, do trees poop?” After thinking for a bit, I answered, “Well, yes, yes they do.”

by cringeyjokesman April 2, 2022, 10:55 am

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