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Did you hear about all that corruption in the blind charities?

by cringeyjokesman May 28, 2023, 3:04 am

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I just found out I’m colour blind

by cringeyjokesman May 25, 2023, 9:27 pm

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TIL a charity restored the sight of a 60-year-old amnesiac who thought he was much younger. He had been blind for 9 months because he couldn’t afford cataract surgery.

by whatilearned May 25, 2023, 9:14 am

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A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone

by cringeyjokesman May 19, 2023, 2:56 am

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A boy’s momma walks in on him playin’ with himself. She yelled, “Stop it! Don’t you know you’ll go blind doin’ that?”

by cringeyjokesman May 17, 2023, 3:05 pm

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TIL Many Blind People are having problems with falling asleep, because their bodies can’t differentiate day from night, therefore their melatonin levels are disregulated.

by whatilearned May 10, 2023, 12:09 pm

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The blind lady on the airplane got mad at me.

by cringeyjokesman April 23, 2023, 8:39 am

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I went to bed with a blind woman once.

by cringeyjokesman April 22, 2023, 4:39 pm

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What would Hitler be called if he was blind?

by cringeyjokesman April 12, 2023, 3:18 pm

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How do you spot a blind person in a nudist beach?

by cringeyjokesman April 12, 2023, 7:29 am

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Gave my blind friend a cheese grater

by cringeyjokesman April 9, 2023, 9:03 am

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What do blind people experience when they do psychedelics?

by QuestionGuy April 7, 2023, 5:53 am

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