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AITA for nutting in my bullies water bottle and he drinks it

by CopyPastaArchive March 22, 2023, 4:46 am

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TIL that Diet Coke contains a good bit more caffeine than regular Coca-Cola. A 20oz bottle of Diet Coke contains 70mg of caffeine compared to 53mg of caffeine in the regular version.

by whatilearned March 22, 2023, 4:16 am

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I’ve made an app to loosen the top of a ketchup bottle

by cringeyjokesman March 21, 2023, 5:06 pm

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TIL that Nazi Field Marshal Erhard Milch, after being asked about his opinion on concentration camp atrocities, was beaten by Brigadier General Derek Mills-Roberts with his own Marshal’s baton, and eventually a champagne bottle. He ultimately suffered from severe fractures to his skull.

by whatilearned February 19, 2023, 12:31 am

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hey!! what are we doing out of the bottle?🧴

by CopyPastaArchive February 18, 2023, 5:30 am

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Me and my wife got into an argument once so she smashed a glass coke bottle over my head

by cringeyjokesman February 4, 2023, 8:26 pm

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Inserting a glass bottle into the anus

by CopyPastaArchive January 22, 2023, 3:11 pm

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TIL that to get the pear or apple into a bottle of brandy, they place the empty bottles over the budding fruit at the start of the season, and allow it to grow into the bottle all summer.

by whatilearned January 11, 2023, 12:57 am

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What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum?

by QuestionGuy January 1, 2023, 12:02 am

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TIL that it’s a common misconception that Tennessee Williams choked to death on a bottle cap and that his death report was corrected several months later (in August 1983) to say that he died from a toxic level of Seconal (a barbituary).

by whatilearned December 26, 2022, 10:29 pm

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TIL about Ted’s bottle. Ted d’Auvergne, a New Zealand WW2 soldier was at the pub and late for his embarkation train. He asked the publican to set aside his 2nd bottle of beer to drink when he came home. Ted was killed but the promise was kept and that bottle of beer is still there

by whatilearned December 5, 2022, 12:14 am

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TIL that at the first ever World Cup in Uruguay, an American trainer ran into the field to help an injured player. He threw down his medical bag and accidentally broke a bottle of chloroform that was inside, knocking himself out on the pitch. He had to be stretchered off.

by whatilearned December 1, 2022, 5:19 pm

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