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You bump into God and he is hammered. You let him sleep at your house and he gives you his powers to rule for him because he is hungover. What is the first thing you do as God?

by QuestionGuy June 6, 2022, 3:01 pm

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Two snakes bump into each other after a long time

by cringeyjokesman May 25, 2022, 6:58 am

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A man is walking home alone late one foggy night when behind him he hears: Bump! BUMP! BUMP! Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him!!

by cringeyjokesman March 25, 2022, 10:26 am

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A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

by cringeyjokesman March 23, 2022, 1:46 pm

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What do you call it when you bump into Dwayne Johnson’s butt?

by cringeyjokesman October 6, 2021, 9:58 am

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TIL that goosebumps are an evolutionary throwback caused by small spikes in adrenaline that cause miniature muscles connected to each hair to contract, creating the bump and causing the hair to stand up. In animals, this insulates them and makes the animal appear bigger to ward of predators.

by whatilearned September 19, 2021, 3:13 pm

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TIL about the melon drop scam, a con that targeted Japanese tourists. Scammers would buy a watermelon for a low price and then bump into an Asian tourist and charge them about $100 for the broken melon. This is due to the higher fruit prices in Japan. These days the scam involves any broken item.

by whatilearned September 15, 2021, 12:22 pm

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If you bump into your ex, what would you say to them?

by QuestionGuy August 30, 2021, 11:25 pm

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One Drink Might Temporarily Bump Up Heart Risk But within 24 hours, that same beverage can be generally protective, study suggests

by DailyHealthNews June 19, 2021, 3:44 pm

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Small Bump in BP During Pregnancy Might Harm Baby Risks for low birth weight and stillbirth increase, research suggests

by DailyHealthNews May 13, 2021, 8:41 am

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TIL that honeybees let out a ‘whoop’ when they bump into each other. This vibrational pulse, long thought to be a signal to other bees to stop what they are doing, might actually be an expression of surprise

by whatilearned April 25, 2021, 9:56 am

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A man is walking home alone late one foggy night when behind him he hears: Bump! BUMP! BUMP! Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him…

by cringeyjokesman March 28, 2021, 10:25 am

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