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What satanic telepathy do children possess that informs them exactly of the moment their parents are about to have sex (compelling them to interrupt)?

by QuestionGuy December 6, 2021, 10:51 am

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TIL it is illegal in the State of Mississippi to have two or more “illegitimate children” and it is technically punishable by between 30 and 90 days in jail and a fine.

by whatilearned December 6, 2021, 2:54 am

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There was once a woman who had a hundred children

by cringeyjokesman December 5, 2021, 6:48 pm

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TIL the First and Second officers on Titanic interpreted the evacuation order differently. Murdoch took it as women and children first while Lightoller took it as women and children only. As a result only 20% men were saved in comparison to 74% women and 52% children.

by whatilearned December 4, 2021, 11:32 pm

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What does Santa give to children on the naughty list who asked for coal?

by QuestionGuy December 3, 2021, 7:02 pm

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“War and occupation in the eyes of the children” – drawings of polish children from 1946

by HistoryBuff December 3, 2021, 12:32 pm

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Was there an era where children weren’t given names until after age 5?

by HistoryBuff December 2, 2021, 12:51 pm

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TIL Samuel Clemens (AKA Mark Twain), who was born 186 years ago on November 30th, was born two months early and was not expected to live. He ended up being one of three children in his family who survived to adulthood while four other of his siblings passed away.

by whatilearned November 30, 2021, 2:52 pm

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Jarvis sacrificing eastern European children for cock and balls

by CopyPastaArchive November 29, 2021, 5:12 pm

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Since Santa is old, and coal was considered worthless back in the day, what new worthless item could Santa give to naughty children in 2021?

by QuestionGuy November 26, 2021, 5:40 pm

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What sex position produces the ugliest children?

by cringeyjokesman November 26, 2021, 1:59 pm

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What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

by cringeyjokesman November 25, 2021, 4:35 pm

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