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People are complaining that my chocolates are making girls pregnant

by CopyPastaArchive August 6, 2022, 4:33 am

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Cops are like a box of chocolates

by cringeyjokesman August 4, 2022, 7:23 pm

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Police are like a box of chocolates.

by cringeyjokesman August 3, 2022, 4:35 am

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TIL: Japanese women are expected to give chocolates to male colleagues on Valentine’s Day as part of a tradition called giri choco – literally, obligation chocolates. Men are supposed to reciprocate on 14 March on White Day – an event dreamed up by chocolate makers in the early 80s to boost sales.

by whatilearned June 29, 2022, 7:26 pm

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What is the generic present for men. Women get chocolates and perfume. Men get?

by QuestionGuy June 8, 2022, 9:48 am

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My wife complained to me that our neighbor brings HIS wife flowers and chocolates but I don’t do anything like that….

by cringeyjokesman June 3, 2022, 10:07 pm

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My wife is like a box of chocolates

by cringeyjokesman May 8, 2022, 6:50 pm

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PETA is like a box of chocolates

by cringeyjokesman May 7, 2022, 2:34 pm

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What are your thoughts about Switzerland except for Chocolates, Alps, Money Laundering, Geneva Convention, Cows and Neutrality?

by QuestionGuy April 28, 2022, 12:24 pm

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I GAVE AGGRAVATING CHOCOLATES TO MY CLASS

by CopyPastaArchive January 25, 2022, 10:07 pm

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life is NOT like a box of chocolates.

by cringeyjokesman January 11, 2022, 11:30 am

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TIL an elderly man gained the trust of a Belgian bank by bringing the workers chocolates. He was eventually given VIP access to the bank vault. In 2007, he stole $28 million worth of diamonds and vanished.

by whatilearned December 2, 2021, 7:43 pm

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