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TIL that the church excluded and deemed the Infancy Gospel of Thomas heretical. In the book, Jesus kills 2 children who do wrong to him and blinds their parents. He does however later reverse his actions.

by whatilearned July 31, 2021, 11:22 am

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An Irish man, an English man and a Scottish man go to a church

by cringeyjokesman July 29, 2021, 12:51 am

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TIL Jerry Lee Lewis’ mother sent him to the Southwest Bible Institute in Waxahachie, Texas, where he was encouraged to only sing evangelical tunes. Lewis performed a boogie-woogie rendition of “My God Is Real” at a church assembly and was immediately barred from the school

by whatilearned July 24, 2021, 8:16 pm

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The new priest decides to automatise his church

by cringeyjokesman July 20, 2021, 5:00 pm

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A few minutes before the services started, satan appeared at the front of the church

by cringeyjokesman July 20, 2021, 2:59 pm

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TIL as of 2010 the Vatican has no formal way for one to leave the Catholic Church

by whatilearned July 20, 2021, 1:23 am

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A tax authority agent is on his anual visit to the Catholic church to check how they handle their finances.

by cringeyjokesman July 19, 2021, 1:26 am

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TIL at an Alabamian church in 1902 someone yelled “there’s a fight!” The congregation instead heard the word “fire” and began to attempt to escape. In the ensuing stampede 115 people were killed.

by whatilearned July 16, 2021, 10:48 pm

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TIL Yoko Ono’s Once-Lost Daughter, Kyoko, was abducted by her father at 8 years old and raised in the Church of the Living Word cult. Only reuniting with her mother at 31 years old!

by whatilearned July 16, 2021, 5:33 am

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What is the difference between praying in Church and praying in a Casino?

by cringeyjokesman July 15, 2021, 7:02 pm

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TIL of the Massacre of Catharism: the French Catholic Church burned Cathars at the stake for believing that there were 2 Gods of Good and Evil, and that this world is a prison for our souls made by the Evil God

by whatilearned July 3, 2021, 12:52 pm

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TIL: The Catholic Church Used to Teach Charging Any Interest Was Usury Then Changed Its Doctrine After Receiving Loans from the Rothschild Family

by whatilearned June 30, 2021, 2:19 pm

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