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FUCK THE CHURCH AND OVERLY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE (r/teenagers)

by CopyPastaArchive October 17, 2021, 11:00 pm

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TIL in preparation for their proposed invasion of Britain, the Nazis produced a handbook identifying dangerous anti-Nazi institutions in Britain, including Masonic lodges, the Church of England, and the Boy Scouts

by whatilearned October 17, 2021, 5:26 pm

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A man walks into a church confessional

by cringeyjokesman October 14, 2021, 9:43 pm

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Two nuns were riding their bikes together on their way to church one Sunday.

by cringeyjokesman October 14, 2021, 3:16 pm

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Did Christian kings ever justify their obvious sins before the Church?

by HistoryBuff October 14, 2021, 10:12 am

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TIL that in the Church of St. Francis, in Évora, Portugal, there is the “Chapel of Bones”, a chapel built in the late 16th century with human bones. The purpose was for people to reflect on their death, demonstrated by the slightly scary text on the entrance:”We bones, are here, awaiting for yours”

by whatilearned October 13, 2021, 12:00 am

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TIL that as far as the Catholic Church is concerned, beavers are fish.

by whatilearned October 9, 2021, 10:56 pm

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An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, “I’ve let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?”

by cringeyjokesman October 7, 2021, 5:24 pm

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TIL of the sluggard waker, a church position whose job was to wake up anyone in the congregation who had fallen asleep by hitting them on the head with a stick

by whatilearned October 7, 2021, 1:46 pm

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TIL that in 1983, 2 episodes of the previously all missing 12 part Dr Who serial “The Daleks’ Master Plan” were discovered in a Mormon church.

by whatilearned October 5, 2021, 5:30 pm

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Epic madghostsor goes to church

by CopyPastaArchive September 27, 2021, 4:14 pm

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TIL: The cross on top of the Dresden Frauenkirche, a church in Dresden that was destroyed during WWII, was forged by Alan Smith. Smith is a London based goldsmith whose father was a pilot during the bombings that destroyed the church.

by whatilearned September 26, 2021, 12:46 pm

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