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A Star Wars story. SITHFULLY YOURS. ANAKIN &PALATINE PT.1

It’s a dark rainy day on Coruscant. Millions of grav-cars zoom across the metropolis planet lighting up the sky. Anakin has just left the Jedi temple. What was he doing there? Committing his first heinous act that defied the teachings of the Jedi. He killed all the Jedi, the younglings too. He rides his grav-car…

“Real Emo”

“Real Emo” only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90’s Screamo scene. What is known by “Midwest Emo” is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is,…

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Zach Snyder films.

The symbolism is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of its complex characterization of conflicted heroes, deep symbolism, and faithfulness to the comics, most references will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Snyder’s unique dark and gritty outlook, which is deftly woven into the characterization of his characters- such as Batman’s personal…

My Dad’s Tank Ass Season 1 Episode 1 – Pilot

¡New episodes everyday! My dad has a tank up his ass! You heard me. He is so fat and large in volume he is able to fit a fully loaded tank up his ass. YES it does feel good. Every Time he sits down or hits a speed bump, he moans and the tank goes…

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Why You Need to Treat Women Like Shit – Even to Those Abroad You should possess the capability to stand your ground, and rather than treating a girl like a queen, view her as an admirer. Ever wondered why some women stay with abusive or unfaithful partners who mistreat them? It boils down to their…